Things that annoy you but shouldn't...

I can't stand having a sentence or paragraph end with a dangling word on the next line. I have to properly justify it so it looks right. I'll rewrite entire sentences, remove or add words, just to make it fit. I use the edit button after almost every post.

The word metrosexual.
Slogan t shirts.
Backpacks.

People who get food on themselves when they eat.
People who are always wrong when they tell you how long something will take.
People who call me on their cell phones while they're driving. (I've actually heard a car accident happen during one such call)

Worst for me?
One person I know does all those things. And he works for me.

And yes, he was the one that got into the car accident.

When you come to a 4 way stop, and even though the person at the cross section stops first, they wave you through. It is supposed to be polite or something, but by then I've already watched you slow down and stop, I've come to a stop, I have a plan in my head for how this intersection is to be crossed. You stopped first, now go. GO!

People who answer their phone at a concert while the band is playing, and then scream "WHAT??" "I CAN"T HEAR YOU!!!" "WHAT??""WHAT??" for the next ten minutes.

OH god that drives me nuts. Unless I'm in a huge rush, I sit there and force them to go first.

on that note, people who will get pissed because you're walking somewhere, and you get to a 4-way stop first, and cross the intersection, and they have to wait. I'm sorry i'm taking a long time, but in case you havent noticed, you're in a fucking car and will regardless get there much faster than i will.

also, the word irregardless. well, it's not a word, but the thought of it ever being a word and people thinking it's a word.

stupid lab partners.

OK- color me curious- why backpacks?

People in line at the coffee shop not knowing what they want to order and then asking a billion different questions about the coffee drinks....

Car stereos that shake the walls of my house as they pass.

I work in a predominately women's shoe store and I get this from women sometimes. They'll make the assumption that I don't know anything about shoes or fashion because I'm a guy. Its a little irking, but then I help them and their demeanor changes once they realize that I, being a shoe sales-men, as a matter of fact know quite a bit about fashion and can tell them anything they want to know about every shoe we carry.

Just prove those dudes at WalMart wrong. Its way fun to see their facial expression change once they realize that you actually know what you're talking about. And if they ask to speak to someone else on the phone then just tell them that you're more than qualified and that there is no one else.