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Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:40 PM

there is SOMETHING thumping around against my wall.. and hissing and... squeaking....


uhhhhm.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:41 PM

it's on the outside.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:41 PM

eeek

Ella_1

Ella_1

HOPEFUL

Australia

NOV 09, 2004 09:43 PM

Uh oh...

get a broom and bash the wall.

maybe its a kitty fight... Or not miao!!

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:47 PM

ummm. it just knocked down something big outside....


it's snorting.


[Edited on Nov 09, 2004 by Polly]

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

NOV 09, 2004 09:47 PM

Go hide under the bed.

That's the best I got, sorry.

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

NOV 09, 2004 09:47 PM

if its outside, you have no reason to be scared.

until of course it comes inside

abadinfluence

abadinfluence

Canada
July 2003

NOV 09, 2004 09:48 PM

Sorry ... I didn't know how else to show you I was there.

And it isn't snorting. I'm just asthmatic. Lemme and my assmar alone.

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:49 PM

call animal control?

Feifer

Feifer

Encinitas, CA
October 2002

NOV 09, 2004 09:50 PM

joshof13thfloor said:
Go hide under the bed.

That's the best I got, sorry.



NOT UNDER THE BED!!! Thats where they live
eeek

STURANIUM_235

STURANIUM_235

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:51 PM

it's probably just my dad. he does that when he drinks.

STURANIUM_235

STURANIUM_235

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:51 PM

have you looked out the window?

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:52 PM

a raccoon. is eating my neighbor's trrash right now.

right outside my wall.


it's a big fucker.

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

NOV 09, 2004 09:52 PM

Feifer said:

joshof13thfloor said:
Go hide under the bed.

That's the best I got, sorry.



NOT UNDER THE BED!!! Thats where they live
eeek



Okay, change of plans, try draping a towel over your head in the hopes that once your head is covered it can no longer see you.

Best of luck.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:53 PM

well.. i don't know that it's a raccoon, it's either that or a human eating paper twoels...

but i have no windows in my " room " because my room is a porch with screens around it.



yes, it sucks living in here.

.. it's still eating.

MoralityDies

MoralityDies

Berkeley, CA
October 2003

NOV 09, 2004 09:53 PM

dont worry, its just the bumbleturtle checking to see if you are ok. biggrin

STURANIUM_235

STURANIUM_235

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:54 PM

go throw shit at it. those fat sumbitches look funny when they run.

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

NOV 09, 2004 09:55 PM

Polly said:
well.. i don't know that it's a raccoon, it's either that or a human eating paper twoels...

but i have no windows in my " room " because my room is a porch with screens around it.



yes, it sucks living in here.

.. it's still eating.



Why not try to run toward it while acting like a Silverback Gorilla that's attacking.

Not that I think it will work but it's really funny imagining you doing it.

Again, sorry. I'm useless.

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:55 PM

raccoons are mean sonofabitches.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:55 PM

we have huge possums and skunks and raccoons here.

and hell no.,.... i'm not going out there.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 09, 2004 09:56 PM

HOLY FUCK


FUCK


FUCK

pygmy

pygmy

Portland, OR
July 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:56 PM

and they carry rabies

joshof13thfloor

joshof13thfloor

Cookeville, TN
January 2003

NOV 09, 2004 09:57 PM

Polly said:
HOLY FUCK


FUCK


FUCK



R.I.P Polly.

frown

STURANIUM_235

STURANIUM_235

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:58 PM

what??!!!

STURANIUM_235

STURANIUM_235

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

NOV 09, 2004 09:58 PM

it's a racoon. go get an unopen can of non-perishables (like peaches) and huck that thing as hard as you can at the thing from your doorstep.

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