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doctorspooky

doctorspooky

Ituna, SK
September 2003

NOV 08, 2004 06:54 PM

If you were a Smurf. What would your Smurf name be?

I'd be PEON SMURF. frown

jizzikah

jizzikah

San Antonio, TX
April 2003

NOV 08, 2004 06:58 PM

Jizz Smurf?

I don't think that's right....

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

NOV 08, 2004 06:58 PM

thats smurftastic...

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

NOV 08, 2004 06:59 PM

Nipple sucking smurf.

terental

terental

San Francisco, CA
August 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:00 PM

Hey get off my boobie!

dire_romantic

dire_romantic

Edmonton, AB
May 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:04 PM

Ella_1

Ella_1

HOPEFUL

Australia

NOV 08, 2004 07:06 PM

I would not be a smurf.

I would be like gargamel, and eat all you smurfy critters for tea.

boontje

boontje

Netherlands
October 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:08 PM

Smurfette-fucker smurf

dire_romantic

dire_romantic

Edmonton, AB
May 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:10 PM

boontje said:
Smurfette-fucker smurf



*ahem*

Donnie Darko said, in Donnie Darko:
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

sadisticmika

sadisticmika

I'm lost
July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:11 PM

I would be Smurf In Effect.

JonnyBleugenes

jonnybleugenes

Vatican City
October 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:14 PM

JonnyBleuSmurf...

i'm to tired to photoshop.


the end.

boontje

boontje

Netherlands
October 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:15 PM

dire_romantic said:

boontje said:
Smurfette-fucker smurf



*ahem*

Donnie Darko said, in Donnie Darko:
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?



You believe everything you see in movies?

Elvgrenink

Elvgrenink

HOPEFUL

New York, NY

NOV 08, 2004 07:16 PM


totally

CaptSparrow

CaptSparrow

Lexington, NC
April 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:17 PM

I wanna be albino smurf

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

NOV 08, 2004 07:18 PM

Misanthropic Smurf.

"Get the Smurf away from me.....Smurfhole"

urblueygrl

urblueygrl

Covington, LA
July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:20 PM

I'd be NurseSmurf. My husband, HairyGod, would be HairySmurf.

dire_romantic

dire_romantic

Edmonton, AB
May 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:20 PM

boontje said:

dire_romantic said:

boontje said:
Smurfette-fucker smurf



*ahem*

Donnie Darko said, in Donnie Darko:
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?



You believe everything you see in movies?




oops...forgot to add a wink tongue biggrin

boontje

boontje

Netherlands
October 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:29 PM

urblueygrl said:
I'd be NurseSmurf. My husband, HairyGod, would be HairySmurf.



UpsettingHairySmurfBySleepingAroundWithNurseSmurf-Smurf

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:32 PM

boontje said:

urblueygrl said:
I'd be NurseSmurf. My husband, HairyGod, would be HairySmurf.



UpsettingHairySmurfBySleepingAroundWithNurseSmurf-Smurf



After a minute... Hey dammit!!!! I'll kick your little blue ass!!!


Funny very funny...

ccfoo

ccfoo

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:35 PM

Were all the Smurfs chubby?

Was there a skinny Emo Smurf?

Baka_Amerikanjin

Baka_Amerikanjin

Seattle, WA
January 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:36 PM

Lonely Smurf

trent_lacoye

trent_lacoye

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2004

NOV 08, 2004 07:45 PM

serial killer smurf

supergp

supergp

Seattle, WA
February 2003

NOV 08, 2004 08:15 PM

Geeky Smurf.

cop_n_blow

cop_n_blow

USA
July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 08:18 PM

smurfy mcsmurferson

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

NOV 08, 2004 08:21 PM

Disgruntled Smurf

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