Do you have a demon or ghost problem?

Do you have demons or ghosts?

Do you have a demon in your house or an angry spirit? Spirits are people without a physical body which can have personalities and intelligence. Therefore they can have emotions. Taunting spirits can promote an outburst of negative energy. A simple thing such as renovating an old house can cause negative energy. Spirits feel threatened when things known to them from their former lives are torn away or are being changed, which can result in outbursts of negative energy. Most people tend to look at these occurances as being demonic activity.

When encountering any angry spirits you will most likely be frightened. Being unnerved is natural and is part of the human preservation system installed in all of us. The investigator should analyse his own personal fears or the fears of others and not place demonic blame on an angry spirit. The emotion of anger is a human characteristic and most likely has not been forged in some demonic realm.

I am the anti-spirit. I have a physical body, but no personality or intelligence...

No such thing.

there's a demon in my pants. sometimes he tries to jump out and scare people.

i'm so motherfucking tough, demons and ghosts are afraid of ME.

but i'm still scared of sock puppets.

define problem?? cause we had one at our house growing up, but he was pretty cool.
now, my aunt and uncle on the other hand, had one who smoked and for non-smokers that can be annoying, always having the house smell like that and all, especially once they had kids, cause you know the smoke isnt very healthy for the babies. That and they needed his room for the nursery.

i wish i had one like your aunt and uncle

I watched the grudge the other night, and now my cat keeps walking past my ankles.

they had him removed, im sure he could use a new roomate

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[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 by scrantonian]

If you do have this problem, try selling your house to Danzig. It worked in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

actually it IS a demon...

ha! i love ghostbusters!

Thanks for clearing that up, God.

Hey, is it my fault that extraordinary claims require extraordinary proofs? That humans have been claiming the existence of ghosts and demons for 10,000 years, and yet somehow no one has ever been able to prove that even one existed outside of natural phenomena or human psychology?

Here's an example. For years I told the story of how my friend Adam and I both saw the same ghost one night when we were children at my grandmother's house. How we searched the house from top to bottom and found no one.

One problem. I ran into Adam the other day, and it never happened. I dreamt it. I made it up. But I'd convinced myself it was a real memory.


[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 by Keith]

Don't know about ghosts, but I think the rats in my house are posessed. I woke up, and saw the bastard rat staring me staight in the eyes, and it didn't even run away. I was freaked out, and stood on my bed. I can hear them gnawing away at the wood as I type this.

I see what you're getting at, but my point is, who are you to tell everyone there's no such thing? No offense, but you didn't make the world, and there's shit out in it that none of us have 100% answers for.

That's what it WANTS you to think.

Because "No such thing" sounds a lot better than "Based on the extremely improbability of such phenomena owing their existence to supernatural sentient beings which consist of energies which have never been detected nor proven to exist, correspond to no laws of physics that we know, and are made of matter which can be both visible and invisible to us -- depending on the being's wishes -- we can operate on a provisional basis that such phenomena owe their explanations to more ordinary, prosaic causes and human psychology."

This one keeps coming up behind me, making this horrible noise and leaves this smell like hot, steaming sewer!

you want bad dreams.....listen to coast to coast am with art bel, and try falling asleep, you will have a weird dream for sure

I beleive in ghosts, spirits, demons, faries, angels pixies etc.

My house is haunted by a little girl. She cries all the time and throws shit around.

Im talking a coffee cup lifted off the counter and flying across the room into the all and against the bathroom door.

People who visit hear her crying, or her footsteps all the time. Without us telling them about her.