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sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 01:25 AM

So, stylish Soviet man like myself is looking for hot punk rocker girls with lots of boogie to be in my stable of bizz, so I am wondering fOrm women perspective... do I need to buy dinner or no?

I am a simple Soviet farmer who sells scrap from my Lada for cigarettes so, maybe Hot Dog, or yes! Corn Dog! Fancy Miss Fancy!!

I don't know... I am wanting female to be picking up on my love transmitions like Solyaris, so what can do?

alpo

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

NOV 08, 2004 01:28 AM

to quote Siv: "LOL. I lol'd. My head lolled to the side when I read that."

rottenart

Norman, OK

February 2004

NOV 08, 2004 01:30 AM

alpo said:
to quote Siv: "LOL. I lol'd. My head lolled to the side when I read that."

did a little bit of brain ooze out of your ear? it did mine.

alpo

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

NOV 08, 2004 01:33 AM

rottenart said:

alpo said:
to quote Siv: "LOL. I lol'd. My head lolled to the side when I read that."

did a little bit of brain ooze out of your ear? it did mine.

Yup, just like Huck Finn with the butter under his hat.

rottenart

Norman, OK

February 2004

NOV 08, 2004 01:34 AM

alpo said:

rottenart said:

alpo said:
to quote Siv: "LOL. I lol'd. My head lolled to the side when I read that."

did a little bit of brain ooze out of your ear? it did mine.

Yup, just like Huck Finn with the butter under his hat.

hahahahha. lol, indeed!

troglodyte

Victoria, BC

May 2003

NOV 08, 2004 05:24 AM

If to be serius, perhaps to much you are asking from beautuful tatu ladies. They much like directness but mabey to forword?

velocity

Seattle, WA

November 2003

NOV 08, 2004 05:24 AM

Ill Mitch? Is that you? Are you fast and danger for the American ladies?

troglodyte

Victoria, BC

May 2003

NOV 08, 2004 05:44 AM

Fast and danger.

sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 02:30 PM

troglodyte said:
If to be serius, perhaps to much you are asking from beautuful tatu ladies. They much like directness but mabey to forword?

I have chicken righte? ANd he tells me what do. So I say: Chicken, do I write tATu, surely, they are lonesome for a hardworking Georgian Soviet who can put butter and Vodka on table...

But I received what my commrade in the United Republic of States calls a Restraint Oder... and I am only simple farmer, with no money for luxury like fancy perfume.

I will keep writing and one day I will be like oooh maxing and relapsing in my crib no what i mean 'homie'... yah I love Amerika homeboys we go together like snap on tools.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

NOV 08, 2004 03:16 PM

If you're actually serious about wanting some advice I suggest these things:

Offer to pay for dinner, but if she prefers to pay for herself or cover the tip let her.

Stop trying so hard to sound cool. It's not cool.

Soldatka

Germany

May 2004

NOV 08, 2004 03:38 PM

Tovarish, it is right that you are paying for dinner, for we are paying for lipstick, njet? And none of your cheap shampanskoje either.

sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 03:41 PM

Clara said:
If you're actually serious about wanting some advice I suggest these things:
Offer to pay for dinner, but if she prefers to pay for herself or cover the tip let her.
Stop trying so hard to sound cool. It's not cool.

It was a joke Clara, just the same as many people make. I wasn't trying to be 'cool'... sigh.

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

NOV 08, 2004 03:42 PM

Clara said:
If you're actually serious about wanting some advice I suggest these things:

Offer to pay for dinner, but if she prefers to pay for herself or cover the tip let her.

Stop trying so hard to sound cool. It's not cool.

clara, you are awesome. and you speak the truth.

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

NOV 08, 2004 03:42 PM

Sadistic_Miike said:
It was a joke Clara, just the same as many people make. I wasn't trying to be 'cool'... sigh.

I really wasn't sure, which is why I added the "if." Carry on.

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

NOV 08, 2004 03:42 PM

Sadistic_Miike said:
So, stylish Soviet man like myself is looking for hot punk rocker girls with lots of boogie to be in my stable of bizz, so I am wondering fOrm women perspective... do I need to buy dinner or no?

I am a simple Soviet farmer who sells scrap from my Lada for cigarettes so, maybe Hot Dog, or yes! Corn Dog! Fancy Miss Fancy!!

I don't know... I am wanting female to be picking up on my love transmitions like Solyaris, so what can do?

you're wierd, i think.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

NOV 08, 2004 04:00 PM

Sadistic_Miike said:
So, stylish Soviet man like myself is looking for hot punk rocker girls with lots of boogie to be in my stable of bizz, so I am wondering fOrm women perspective... do I need to buy dinner or no?

I am a simple Soviet farmer who sells scrap from my Lada for cigarettes so, maybe Hot Dog, or yes! Corn Dog! Fancy Miss Fancy!!

I don't know... I am wanting female to be picking up on my love transmitions like Solyaris, so what can do?

Stable of bizz def. - never getting any, regardless of purchase of meal

sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 04:03 PM

Clara said:

Sadistic_Miike said:
It was a joke Clara, just the same as many people make. I wasn't trying to be 'cool'... sigh.

I really wasn't sure, which is why I added the "if." Carry on.

Sorry to snap... I think I'm channeling Sascha Barron Cohen...

Sydni said:
you're wierd, i think.

No, you're right on point. I'm wierd.

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL

November 2003

NOV 08, 2004 04:30 PM

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN

February 2004

NOV 08, 2004 04:37 PM

I can't find the funny.

Crim

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

NOV 08, 2004 04:45 PM

Sadistic_Miike said:

or yes! Corn Dog!

oh HELL yeah

Trucker_Fiction

Normal, IL

December 2003

NOV 08, 2004 04:55 PM

Sadistic_Miike said:
troglodyte said:

I will keep writing and one day I will be like oooh maxing and relapsing in my crib no what i mean 'homie'... yah I love Amerika homeboys we go together like snap on tools.

i think Snap-On tools are from canada.

dunx

San Antonio, TX

July 2003

NOV 08, 2004 05:54 PM

Sadistic_Miike said:

Sydni said:
you're wierd, i think.

No, you're right on point. I'm wierd.

None of you can spell for shit. And I'm a mathematician for god's sake.

[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 by dunx]

sadisticmika

I'm lost

July 2004

NOV 08, 2004 05:55 PM

Trucker_Fiction said:
i think Snap-On tools are from canada.

We import commrade, for bales of hay. Know what else, you know what Mir really mean,s every1 thinks it mean "Peace", buahaha funny "put it in H!" joke... it really is just a lyrics from a Communards song. No lye.

Trevallion said:
I can't find the funny.

Keep looking, maybe it's in the wardrobe, don't go too far though, daughter of Eve.

dunx said:
None of you can spell for shit. And I'm a mathematician for god's sake.
[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 by dunx]

Fast Fourier Transforms make me wet between the legs.

[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 by Sadistic_Miike]

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

NOV 08, 2004 05:56 PM

dunx said:
None of you can spell for shit.

Am I invisible now?

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA

January 2004

NOV 08, 2004 06:01 PM

Sadistic_Miike said:
So, stylish Soviet man like myself is looking for hot punk rocker girls with lots of boogie to be in my stable of bizz, so I am wondering fOrm women perspective... do I need to buy dinner or no?

I am a simple Soviet farmer who sells scrap from my Lada for cigarettes so, maybe Hot Dog, or yes! Corn Dog! Fancy Miss Fancy!!

I don't know... I am wanting female to be picking up on my love transmitions like Solyaris, so what can do?

"I love this country!!!"

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