Why?

That's what I want to know. Why?

what are you... 4?

well, why not?

Because I said so dammit.

Because you touch yourself at night. Quit it.

Because they're gay and that's wrong.

1 down. 5 to go.

OMG! mom? what are you doing here?

Please say it isn't so....

I have proof.

Because it eats the inside.

some people just do shit like that, i guess.

it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

because when life hands you lemonade, you try and make lemons, but you can't becuuse you're a miserable failure

did someone say "miserable failure"?

^too funny

All will be revealed when you enter the kingdom of God...

God's gonna reveal what an evil man Bush is?

If you dont already know Im not going to tell you.

Why do they say I changed for a girl
Why you worried bout my clothes if my flow gonna change the world
Why you wait till you 30 then try to be hard
Why I gotta have religion if I believe in God
Why is Bush acting like he trying to get Osama
Why don't we impeach him and elect Obama
Why ain't Rick James remembered for classic hits
Why do we remember it for smackin a fifth
Why did Ricky Williams retire, they mad at Miami
Why did Justin sell Janet out and go to the Grammy's
Why you kill on every song, why you frown at discriminance
So many thrones, why we argue who is the King
Why it's over for gangsta, why it's over for bling
Why they hype Britney up, they know she can't sing
Why rip entertainment, black american dream
Why I know it in my heart it remains unseen
Why

Why are tater tots so fucking delicious?
I don't know, they just are.

touche.

but i feel obligated to remind you, that acheiving re-election does not a successful presidency make.

now, back to less serious stuff.

Hey, I have that shirt!