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Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 07, 2004 10:54 PM

Akira said:

Morgan said:
Cake or death?

Death. I mean cake!

aaah, you said death first!

Sol_Badguy said:
Finally someone intelligent enough to get it...

Its a game. This thread had obviously turned into a "keep responding to these agressive elitists until they realize they they have just stupidly wasted time out of there lives" thread.

*Waits for next retard to quote this so that I can continue*

umm....no.

i believe Akira and FreakPirate are trying to hijack this abomination of a thread so it doesn't get any pissier...

but i do have something constructive to add (i hope)...

if you had bothered to lead in this thread with something like "Hey everyone! Look what I got in my junk mail folder today! What total waste of memory and time...let's all laugh at this and make funny comments about the author's genitals", you might have gotten a better response

And we have a winner!!!

And why the hell should I have to walk on eggshells when im just posting something that I though some of the guys might get a laugh out of (albeit a cheap, cheezy laugh).

Anyone who takes this thread seriously has some serious issues. Because, of course any rational person picked up that the original subject matter had my full and thorough endorsement.

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA

March 2003

NOV 07, 2004 10:58 PM

Morgan said:

Akira said:

Morgan said:
Cake or death?

Death. I mean cake!

aaah, you said death first!

But I meant cake!

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

NOV 07, 2004 10:59 PM

Sol_Badguy said:

dire_romantic said:

Sol_Badguy said:
Finally someone intelligent enough to get it...

Its a game. This thread had obviously turned into a "keep responding to these agressive elitists until they realize they they have just stupidly wasted time out of there lives" thread.

*Waits for next retard to quote this so that I can continue*

umm....no.

i believe Akira and FreakPirate are trying to hijack this abomination of a thread so it doesn't get any pissier...

but i do have something constructive to add (i hope)...

if you had bothered to lead in this thread with something like "Hey everyone! Look what I got in my junk mail folder today! What total waste of memory and time...let's all laugh at this and make funny comments about the author's genitals", you might have gotten a better response

And we have a winner!!!

And why the hell should I have to walk on eggshells when im just posting something that I though some of the guys might get a laugh out of (albeit a cheap, cheezy laugh).

Anyone who takes this thread seriously has some serious issues. Because, of course any rational person picked up that the original subject matter had my full and thorough endorsement.

oh my god dude, you are shoving your feet so far into your mouth that pretty soon your ass itself is gonna come around back out your ass again.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 07, 2004 11:00 PM

Akira said:
But I meant cake!

Oh, alright. But you're lucky we're Church of England!

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

NOV 07, 2004 11:00 PM

Morgan said:

Akira said:
But I meant cake!

Oh, alright. But you're lucky we're Church of England!

Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death!

Little red cookbook!

dire_romantic

Edmonton, AB

May 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:01 PM

Sol_Badguy said:
And we have a winner!!!

And why the hell should I have to walk on eggshells when im just posting something that I though some of the guys might get a laugh out of (albeit a cheap, cheezy laugh).

Anyone who takes this thread seriously has some serious issues. Because, of course any rational person picked up that the original subject matter had my full and thorough endorsement.

No, again.

After the past two days and reading your later-night threads about your relationship woes on here, when I read the first post my first reaction was - 'wow, what a tool'. i didn't think it was funny in the slightest because you presented it so plainly without any build-up.

And people aren't taking the thread seriously - they all pretty much know what was posted was a pile of horse shit. What they're taking issue with is your care - less attitude toward sexist and bigoted comments

Sol_Badguy

Bronx, NY

June 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:01 PM

Turin said:

Sol_Badguy said:

dire_romantic said:

Sol_Badguy said:
Finally someone intelligent enough to get it...

Its a game. This thread had obviously turned into a "keep responding to these agressive elitists until they realize they they have just stupidly wasted time out of there lives" thread.

*Waits for next retard to quote this so that I can continue*

umm....no.

i believe Akira and FreakPirate are trying to hijack this abomination of a thread so it doesn't get any pissier...

but i do have something constructive to add (i hope)...

if you had bothered to lead in this thread with something like "Hey everyone! Look what I got in my junk mail folder today! What total waste of memory and time...let's all laugh at this and make funny comments about the author's genitals", you might have gotten a better response

And we have a winner!!!

And why the hell should I have to walk on eggshells when im just posting something that I though some of the guys might get a laugh out of (albeit a cheap, cheezy laugh).

Anyone who takes this thread seriously has some serious issues. Because, of course any rational person picked up that the original subject matter had my full and thorough endorsement.

oh my god dude, you are shoving your feet so far into your mouth that pretty soon your ass itself is gonna come around back out your ass again.

When you make a comment like that its customary to explain why you feel that way.

Unless of course you are just spewing meaningless crap with the intention of pleasing the masses and gaining acceptance.

Luxie

Canada

October 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:03 PM

Koenigsegg said:
100% of relationships end in death or separation

hahaha

though i also agree that you must be meeting the wrong women because some women have ideals that allow for them not be exploited, to keep their individuality and to accept compliments etc etc without resorting to such extremist conclusions.

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA

March 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:03 PM

FreakPirate said:

Morgan said:

Akira said:
But I meant cake!

Oh, alright. But you're lucky we're Church of England!

Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death!

Little red cookbook!

Jeasey Creasy what on Earth is that?

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 07, 2004 11:04 PM

Don't take my name in vain Dad!

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:04 PM

Sol_RocksUSA

Sol_Badguy

Bronx, NY

June 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:05 PM

dire_romantic said:

Sol_Badguy said:
And we have a winner!!!

And why the hell should I have to walk on eggshells when im just posting something that I though some of the guys might get a laugh out of (albeit a cheap, cheezy laugh).

Anyone who takes this thread seriously has some serious issues. Because, of course any rational person picked up that the original subject matter had my full and thorough endorsement.

No, again.

After the past two days and reading your later-night threads about your relationship woes on here, when I read the first post my first reaction was - 'wow, what a tool'. i didn't think it was funny in the slightest because you presented it so plainly without any build-up.

And people aren't taking the thread seriously - they all pretty much know what was posted was a pile of horse shit. What they're taking issue with is your care - less attitude toward sexist and bigoted comments

Heh... And im the tool...

Just kidding. Martial arts are cool and you could probably kung-fu kick my ass.
Karate

[Edited on Nov 07, 2004 by Sol_Badguy]

Ayin

Chicago, IL

January 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:05 PM

The only thing that's the same about all your bad relationships is you...

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:08 PM

Sol_Badguy said:

Turin said:
oh my god dude, you are shoving your feet so far into your mouth that pretty soon your ass itself is gonna come around back out your ass again.

When you make a comment like that its customary to explain why you feel that way.

Unless of course you are just spewing meaningless crap with the intention of pleasing the masses and gaining acceptance.

man, are you still here? I'm quoting this to make sure everyone has a chance to read what must be one of the funniest things I've ever said in my life.

[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 by Turin]

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA

March 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:09 PM

Morgan said:
Don't take my name in vain Dad!

Holy Ghost! This is not an episode of Scooby-Doo!

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SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 07, 2004 10:54 PM

Bronx, NY

June 2004

NOV 07, 2004 10:56 PM

Norristown, PA

March 2003

NOV 07, 2004 10:58 PM

Denver, CO

October 2003

NOV 07, 2004 10:59 PM

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 07, 2004 11:00 PM

Canada

November 2002

NOV 07, 2004 11:00 PM

Edmonton, AB

May 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:01 PM

Bronx, NY

June 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:01 PM

Canada

October 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:03 PM

Norristown, PA

March 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:03 PM

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

NOV 07, 2004 11:04 PM

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:04 PM

Bronx, NY

June 2004

NOV 07, 2004 11:05 PM

Ayin

Chicago, IL

January 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:05 PM

Denver, CO

October 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:08 PM

Norristown, PA

March 2003

NOV 07, 2004 11:09 PM

STAFF

San Francisco, CA

NOV 07, 2004 11:09 PM