No win situations for men.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework,
you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defence.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

DISCUSS

You're meeting the wrong women.

Sounds about right to me

welcome to reality.

Excellent. Post of the day.

100% of relationships end in death or separation

*Newsflash*
You can't win with women!

True

You're meeting the wrong women.

Generalizations suck about as much as email forwards.

Sorcha's right. All generalizations are bad.




.....

I'm not sure you really want that...

or you could, you know, be normal.

again: you're meeting the wrong women.


and really, it looks like you're over-thinking it.

as a female, there are really three key things i look for in a male:

have some direction in life, be primarily sober & fuck me well.

discuss.

Wow. Gotta love thinly-veiled misogyny passed off as a email-forward joke.

Because if we women say "this is thinly veiled misogny," men say "you feminazis have no sense of humor" or "you know you're all like that, you just can't admit it."

This thread can fuck off.

1. does the direction have to be upward?

2. define primarily

3. Shit!

pfft.

Duh, he meant unbux. Don't be stoopid!

Oh dear lord. Stop. No, seriously stop right now while you're ahead. This will only get bad for you. So again, I say stop right-the-fuck-now. All women are not like this. And if you think they are, then you have some deeper issues to deal with.

This thread makes me want to vomit.

I ♥ you Morgan

1. no, it just can't be static or down/backwards. off to the side but interesting is fine.

2. 90+%, for me

3. yeah, that's the deal breaker, ultimately.

"This is my second attempt at liking this site..." (copied from journal)