my roommate really needs to stop...

wandering around the house naked. seriously. i don't need to see his ass...

I do. take pictures and post them on here. then maybe he'll stop.

but is it HAWT?

my suitemate last year was naked a lot. but she was hot. so nobody minded (much)

not hot. not hot at all.

yeah..then thats really sick

Do you have a cat?

If not, get one and teach it to viciously play with fuzzy balls.

I think we can figure out the rest....

i think i love you...

obviously an exhibitionist! Have you asked him to stop?

Yeah, I love guys and all, but boy parts aren't the most attractive thing in the world.

Tell him you always thought it was a joke that cold air shrinks male genitalia. Ask him is her certain it's not going to permanently reduce his size?