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NOV 05, 2004 12:21 PM
NOV 05, 2004 12:25 PM
i was eating with a friend one time when she got "be cautious while walking alone at night."
jeeze. 
NOV 05, 2004 12:27 PM
"That wasn't chicken" 
NOV 05, 2004 12:27 PM
I'd love to work in a fortune cookie factory!
ever so often I'd put in little hand written notes saying stuff like:
"You will die of food poisoning from the stuff you just ate" or "Confucius say: Kill your Parents NOW!!" or "For a good time, call [insert number of ex girlfriend here]"
[Edited on Nov 05, 2004 by 3s3]
NOV 05, 2004 12:40 PM
NOV 05, 2004 02:45 PM
NOV 05, 2004 02:53 PM
NOV 05, 2004 02:56 PM
NOV 05, 2004 03:06 PM
3s3 said:
I'd love to work in a fortune cookie factory!
ever so often I'd put in little hand written notes saying stuff like:
"You will die of food poisoning from the stuff you just ate" or "Confucius say: Kill your Parents NOW!!" or "For a good time, call [insert number of ex girlfriend here]"
[Edited on Nov 05, 2004 by 3s3]
LOL 
NOV 05, 2004 03:08 PM
NOV 05, 2004 03:09 PM
NOV 05, 2004 03:17 PM
Midnyte said:
Fortunes are only good when you add "in bed" to the end of them.
the next full moon will bring an enchanting evening - in bed.
"That wasn't chicken" -in bed
"You will find true love on flag day."-in bed
"You will die...someday"-in bed
NOV 05, 2004 03:19 PM
The week before I met MisterSatan I got the best one ever. It said: The future will bring a gift of fine contentment.
It has, and I still have it.
NOV 05, 2004 03:25 PM
"Accept the next proposition you hear."
NOV 05, 2004 03:28 PM
Clara said:
"Accept the next proposition you hear."
So Clara... 
Come on... someone had to...
NOV 05, 2004 03:32 PM
Clara said:
"Accept the next proposition you hear."
In bed
TheLastAsthmatic
I'm lost
OLD SKOOL
NOV 05, 2004 12:18 PM