united states of canada. and jesusland.

Hey, if we're letting you into our country, they're called provinces, not states. And get used to using the proper english spellings of words like colour and honour. And the Metric system rules- every unit can be adjusted by switching a decimal place. Oh, and our beer is stronger than yours, don't go on a bender until you're used to them or your alcohol poisoned bodies will be a drain on our health care system. That's all for now

Your thread title kinda spoils the punch line don't it?

I repeat my statement about hockey: If you need that little glowing light to keep up with the puck... get the fuck out of my country.

That is all.

I know most of us down here voted Kerry, but trust me, you don't want what's in Southern California. Redraw the border just south of San Fransisco and let the bible-thumpers do what they will with the rest of it.

Oh, they got rid of that aaaaaages ago. Hockey fans were bitching up a storm. That thing SUCKED ASS.

Well I, for one, feel extremely welcomed. Thank you.

And hey, you like to sound tough, but I know you buy chocolate bars from little kids to help in fund-raisers. So kiss my ass.

HEY! I told you not to tell anybody that!!

Democrats are sore losers...

Shove it, canuck.

it would, if it were a joke.

Actually, it's a funny way to descibe an actual phenomenon, the blue states appear to have values more similar to Canada's than to red states.

but your guinnes tastes like shit, i will say that, otherwise all is good in canada

except the pussy animals on the money, were are the dragons and loins, tisk!

LOINS on you money? Whose?

As cute as that graphic is and as much as I love coastal schisms, I’ll be glad when it goes the way of the masturbating-kill a kitty pic.

Too funny. And the beauty of it is that we would get Hawaii too!

This is what their $5 bills look like!

I could be sheltered but I'm not sure I've ever heard that. I have heard tons of people say over the past 4 years that because of Bush they were leaving the country and I don't know a single one of them that actually left.

Actually, our beer is on average the same strength. The difference is we measure by volume and they measure by weight.

Yeah... because like moving here totally grants you instant access.

Hahahaha.

I'll leave Posh because soon I'm showing her around town. Bwahahaha.

Me and my seven nation army.

I was going to advocate a new nation entitled New Massafornia...

Really, eh? Beer, wine, and spirits in the US are ABV. The beer being more or less strong is a myth, since there is a range of ABV among the large distribution beers.

as long as the imported liquor is the same who gives a fuck?