Mad lib fairy tale.

<p align="center"><b>FAIRY TALE</b></p><p><img src="http://www.fuali.com/o.gif" align="left" alt="O" />nce upon a time there has a young <B>HO</B> named <B>JOHN</B>. He was <B>WETLY</B> <B>QUEEFING</B> in the <B>SMELLY</B> forest when he met <B>RUNNY</B> <B>JACK</B>, a run-away <B>SEX WORKER</B> from the <B>FILTHY</B> Queen <B>ESTER</B>.</p><p><B>JOHN</B> could see that <B>RUNNY</B> <B>JACK</B> was hungry so he reached into his <B>CAN</B> and give him his <B>HARD</B> <B>THAI</B>. <B>RUNNY</B> <B>JACK</B> was thankful for <B>JOHN</B>'s <B>THAI</B>, so he told <B>JOHN</B> a very <B>WET</B> story about Queen <B>ESTER</B>'s daughter <B>GERTRUDE</B>. How her mother, the <B>FILTHY</B> Queen <B>ESTER</B>, kept her locked away in a <B>SEX FARM</B> protected by a gigantic <B>VULTURE</B>, because <B>GERTRUDE</B> was so <B>POOPY</B>.</p><p><B>JOHN</B> <B>QUEEFED</B>. He vowed to <B>RUNNY</B> <B>JACK</B> the <B>SEX WORKER</B> that he would save the <B>POOPY</B> <B>GERTRUDE</B>. He would <B>THINK</B> the <B>VULTURE</B>, and take <B>GERTRUDE</B> far away from her eveil mother, the <B>FILTHY</B> Queen <B>ESTER</B>, and <B>QUEEF</B> her.</p><p>Then, all of the sudden, there was a <B>PUFFY</B> <B>DIARRHEA</B> and <B>RUNNY</B> <B>JACK</B> the <B>SEX WORKER</B> began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic <B>VULTURE</B> from his story. <B>FILTHY</B> Queen <B>ESTER</B> <B>RAN</B> out from behind a <B>BEER</B> and struck <B>JOHN</B> dead. In the far off <B>SEX FARM</B> you could hear a <B>BLAMMO</B>.</p><p align="center">THE END.</a></p>

What the fuck? Dudes, I need therapy, for real.

[Edited on Nov 07, 2002 by MisterSatan]

Once upon a time there has a young FLUFFER named FLAMEDADDY. He was QUICKLY SAILING in the STINKY forest when he met FUZZY POOPYDAVE, a run-away GIGOLO from the SLIPPERY Queen DIA.

FLAMEDADDY could see that FUZZY POOPYDAVE was hungry so he reached into his TREASURE CHEST and give him his MANICURED GIBBLETS. FUZZY POOPYDAVE was thankful for FLAMEDADDY's GIBBLETS, so he told FLAMEDADDY a very SEXY story about Queen DIA's daughter TOREENA. How her mother, the SLIPPERY Queen DIA, kept her locked away in a CHURCH protected by a gigantic MARMOT, because TOREENA was so HOLY.

FLAMEDADDY SPOOKED. He vowed to FUZZY POOPYDAVE the GIGOLO that he would save the HOLY TOREENA. He would CURSE the MARMOT, and take TOREENA far away from her eveil mother, the SLIPPERY Queen DIA, and RAVAGE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a TORTURED LIGHTNING and FUZZY POOPYDAVE the GIGOLO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MARMOT from his story. SLIPPERY Queen DIA FARTED out from behind a PHOTO and struck FLAMEDADDY dead. In the far off CHURCH you could hear a BLING! BLING!.

THE END.

Once upon a time there has a young MODEL named FLAMEDADDY. He was QUICKLY RUNNING in the THROBBING forest when he met FUNNY MCQUEEN, a run-away POLICE OFFICER from the SEXY Queen VERONICA.

FLAMEDADDY could see that FUNNY MCQUEEN was hungry so he reached into his 55 GALLON DRUM and give him his OLD PIZZA. FUNNY MCQUEEN was thankful for FLAMEDADDY's PIZZA, so he told FLAMEDADDY a very ERECT story about Queen VERONICA's daughter DIA. How her mother, the SEXY Queen VERONICA, kept her locked away in a CRACKHOUSE protected by a gigantic MARMOSET, because DIA was so SEXIFIED.

FLAMEDADDY SPANKED. He vowed to FUNNY MCQUEEN the POLICE OFFICER that he would save the SEXIFIED DIA. He would POOP the MARMOSET, and take DIA far away from her eveil mother, the SEXY Queen VERONICA, and SLAP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a VEINY HURRICANE and FUNNY MCQUEEN the POLICE OFFICER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MARMOSET from his story. SEXY Queen VERONICA BANGED out from behind a BEER CAN and struck FLAMEDADDY dead. In the far off CRACKHOUSE you could hear a BUUUUUUUUURP.

THE END.

Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young BRAIN SURGEON named ZEEK. He was SWIMMINGLY SHAMPOOING in the QUITE HAIRY forest when he met BROWNISH ZED, a run-away GRAVE DIGGER from the BLISTERED Queen NINA.

ZEEK could see that BROWNISH ZED was hungry so he reached into his GASTANK and give him his FIDGITY SALTY PEANUTS. BROWNISH ZED was thankful for ZEEK's SALTY PEANUTS, so he told ZEEK a very CRUSTY story about Queen NINA's daughter SUZIE. How her mother, the BLISTERED Queen NINA, kept her locked away in a PORT-A-POT protected by a gigantic DUNG BEETLE, because SUZIE was so WOODEN.

ZEEK PISSED. He vowed to BROWNISH ZED the GRAVE DIGGER that he would save the WOODEN SUZIE. He would TIE the DUNG BEETLE, and take SUZIE far away from her eveil mother, the BLISTERED Queen NINA, and EAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PEE-STAINED DARK MISERABLE LONELY DEATH and BROWNISH ZED the GRAVE DIGGER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DUNG BEETLE from his story. BLISTERED Queen NINA BLEW out from behind a NAIL CLIPPER and struck ZEEK dead. In the far off PORT-A-POT you could hear a WHAM BA-BLAM.

THE END

at least she didn't hit me in the head with the dildo. i'm getting pretty tired of that happening everywhere i go.

heehee- i LOVE mad libs. it's even more fun as an adult than it was at a kid. the next time i attend an sg hook-up, i'm bringin' mad libs!

Fairy Tale

Once upon a time there has a young VIRGIN named LEFTY. He was FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING in the SQUISHY forest when he met CONSTIPATED CATBONER, a run-away STABLE BOY from the SHINY Queen MORGAN.

LEFTY could see that CONSTIPATED CATBONER was hungry so he reached into his BUTT CRACK and give him his HAIRY BAKED POTATO. CONSTIPATED CATBONER was thankful for LEFTY's BAKED POTATO, so he told LEFTY a very PRICKLY story about Queen MORGAN's daughter SIREN. How her mother, the SHINY Queen MORGAN, kept her locked away in a VAGINA protected by a gigantic HEDGEHOG, because SIREN was so FUNKY.

LEFTY VOMITED. He vowed to CONSTIPATED CATBONER the STABLE BOY that he would save the FUNKY SIREN. He would LICK the HEDGEHOG, and take SIREN far away from her evil mother, the SHINY Queen MORGAN, and CRAP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a OOZING ZIT and CONSTIPATED CATBONER the STABLE BOY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HEDGEHOG from his story. SHINY Queen MORGAN SPANKED out from behind a PORT-A-POTTY and struck LEFTY dead. In the far off VAGINA you could hear a TRICKLE.


Now YOU go do it!

whew! that was fun

This thread needs an update:

"I Will Survive"
First I was horny
I was jerked
Kept thinking I could never lick
without you by my vas deferens
But then I spent so many berries
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew ripe
I learned how to get along
and so you`re back
from outer the back of a volkswagen
I just sucked-off to find you here
with that throbbing look upon your taint
I should have changed that stupid merkin
I should have made you shave your key
If I had known for just a whore's moan
you`d be back to poke me

Go on now go twiddle the door
just turn around now
`cause you`re not crusty anymore
weren`t you the one who fucked to hurt me with goodbye
you think I`d crumble
you think I`d lay down and cry
Oh no, not I
I will wipe
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay pungent
I`ve got all my turd to live
I`ve got all my love to squash
and I`ll wipe
I will wipe (hey hey)

It took all the crabs I had
not to kill
kept trying hard to mend
the short-curlies of my broken coin purse
and I spent oh so many berries
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to tickle
Now I hold my hairy beanbag up high
and you see me
somebody new
I`m not that chained up cup mons pubis
who fell in love with you
and so you felt like giggling
and just expect me to be sexy
now I`m saving all my vomiting
for someone who`s vomiting me

have fun

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not quite as interesting as the other ones, but still has a certain charm to it

I think when you know what the song is going to be, it subconsciously influences your choices.

I Will Survive Lyrics (Gloria Gaynor)

First I was Giddy
I was juiced
Kept thinking I could never bend
without you by my uvula
But then I spent so many peppercorns
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew wiley
I learned how to get along
and so you`re back
from outer rollerrink
I just crushed to find you here
with that dusty look upon your elbow
I should have changed that stupid thong
I should have made you turn your key
If I had known for just seven dog years
you`d be back to slide me

Go on now go open the door
just turn around now
`cause you`re not flavorful anymore
weren`t you the one who cleaned to hurt me with goodbye
you think I`d crumble
you think I`d lay down and tie
Oh no, not I
I will dye
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay dirty
I`ve got all my hippie to live
I`ve got all my love to run
and I`ll dye
I will dye (hey hey)

It took all the tribbles I had
not to drink
kept trying hard to mend
the doorknob of my broken kneepit
and I spent oh so many peppercorns
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to sweat
Now I hold my ring finger up high
and you see me
somebody new
I`m not that chained up polished pearl necklace
who fell in love with you
and so you felt like fermenting
and just expect me to be dry
now I`m saving all my sewing
for someone who`s sewing me

Nice bump, BTW