Math is funny and men are pigs.

Two male mathematicians are in a bar.

The first one says to the second that the average person is mathematically ignorant.

The second one disagrees and claims that most people know at least a little math.

The first mathematician goes off to the bathroom, and in his absence the second calls over a waitress.

He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question.
All she has to do is answer "one third x cubed."

She repeats, "one thir -- dex cue"? He repeats, "one third x cubed."

She tries again: "one thir dex cuebd"? "Yes, that's right," he says.

So she agrees, and goes off mumbling to herself, "one thir dex cuebd."

The first mathematician returns, and the second proposes a bet to prove his point--that most people do know a little math.

He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees.

The second mathematician calls over the waitress and asks, "What is the integral of x squared?"

The waitress carefully says, "one third x cubed." Then, while walking away, turns back and says over her shoulder, "plus a constant."

this made me smile quite alot today.


I'm proud of my inner nerd.

I'm not so proud of my outer nerd however.

was there a constant?

[Edited on Oct 21, 2004 by sakita]

When you're in a bar, try picking up a woman by saying, "Baby, I want to be your derivative so I can be tangent to all your curves."

Go on, do it. Please?

that is fucking slick......and is fucking mine now!!!!

Smooth as fuck, smooth as fuck.

Yup there certainly is.

What is π?
Mathematician: "π is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
Engineer: "π is about 22/7."
Physicist: "π is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
Computer Programmer: "π is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
Nutritionist: "You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"


mmmm pie.

well, through math, i can prove that women are evil. and that is a great story (joke) whatever.

Wanna sine my cosine?

So stolen.

These are all great...math rocks!

I just bought a shirt the other day that explains how to solve an algebra equation.. F.O.I.L. Wish I was slick enough to turn First, Outter, Inner, Last into a pick-up line..

Geez, I am so bad at math. I cant count to 21 with my pants on.

First, we assume that all girls take time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get:

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = Money^2

Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:

Evil = the square root of money

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2

which reduces to...

Girls = Evil

shouldn't that be

money = the square root of evil

or

evil = money squared

Yea probally, but I've been drinking and remembering that is a tad difficult.