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Teh_AssPope

Teh_AssPope

Kenosha, WI
May 2003

OCT 20, 2004 11:58 PM

I'd sell my left nut
to spend one night wrestling with
a suicide girl.

TedKoppel

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ
March 2004

OCT 21, 2004 12:23 AM

Does this thread have to
Be about suicide girls?
That just seems boring.

Oh well, I will give
It a try in the stanza
Following this one:

Happening upon
A set I took pleasure in
I masturbated.

Upon completion
I was alone; my keyboard
A sticky mess. Fuck.

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 21, 2004 12:24 AM

im too drunk to count
sylabbles eem usless when youre honry
did i win yet?

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 21, 2004 12:25 AM

nope not at at all
bcuz spelling nazis concure
i'll get you clara

FunkTion

FunkTion

I'm lost
June 2003

OCT 21, 2004 12:31 AM

oh the search feature
it could show you great things
give it a try please

tongue

TedKoppel

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ
March 2004

OCT 21, 2004 12:31 AM

Eli said:
nope not at at all
bcuz spelling nazis concure
i'll get you clara


Not to nitpick but
"Concure" is not a word and that
Spelling is not logical fuck I can't make this one fit goddammit.

handle

handle

I'm lost
July 2003

OCT 21, 2004 12:31 AM

I dreamt of SG
Woke up laying on my arms
Couldn't feel my hands

FunkTion

FunkTion

I'm lost
June 2003

OCT 21, 2004 12:33 AM

I am so evil
two eleven is so good
my mouth it thinks alone

TedKoppel

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ
March 2004

OCT 21, 2004 12:36 AM

FunkTion said:
oh the search feature
it could show you great things
give it a try please

tongue


There's like ten thousand
Other haiku threads; really
Is one more vexing?

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 21, 2004 12:39 AM

I mad a haiku thred once
you could search for it
you could search till your ass bled
and I stil woulsnt spell it write

on purpase bitch.

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 21, 2004 12:39 AM

fit it here...................... tongue

FunkTion

FunkTion

I'm lost
June 2003

OCT 21, 2004 12:49 AM

eli is so cute
she spews with the best of them
and so i pounce her

Teh_AssPope

Teh_AssPope

Kenosha, WI
May 2003

OCT 21, 2004 12:50 AM

I'm way too lazy
to waste any fucking time
searching through old threads.

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 21, 2004 12:51 AM

and so i wallow
in the swallow of the spew hath he followed
i get depth of pain for sp mistakes
i say, take my car apart
and ill giveth you a break.


TedKoppel

TedKoppel

Glendale, AZ
March 2004

OCT 21, 2004 12:56 AM

Who was the lazy
Fuck who came up with haikus?
They're too easy to write.

Free verse is very
Hard, but the dumb Livejournal
Morons don't know that

Oh motherfucker,
I just realized I was
Derailing this thread

Back to the SGs
Morgan is a nice person
Go leave her a note.

[Edited on Oct 21, 2004 by TedKoppel]