SG Haiku

I'd sell my left nut
to spend one night wrestling with
a suicide girl.

Does this thread have to
Be about suicide girls?
That just seems boring.

Oh well, I will give
It a try in the stanza
Following this one:

Happening upon
A set I took pleasure in
I masturbated.

Upon completion
I was alone; my keyboard
A sticky mess. Fuck.

oh the search feature
it could show you great things
give it a try please

Not to nitpick but
"Concure" is not a word and that
Spelling is not logical fuck I can't make this one fit goddammit.

I dreamt of SG
Woke up laying on my arms
Couldn't feel my hands

I am so evil
two eleven is so good
my mouth it thinks alone

There's like ten thousand
Other haiku threads; really
Is one more vexing?

eli is so cute
she spews with the best of them
and so i pounce her

I'm way too lazy
to waste any fucking time
searching through old threads.

Who was the lazy
Fuck who came up with haikus?
They're too easy to write.

Free verse is very
Hard, but the dumb Livejournal
Morons don't know that

Oh motherfucker,
I just realized I was
Derailing this thread

Back to the SGs
Morgan is a nice person
Go leave her a note.

[Edited on Oct 21, 2004 by TedKoppel]