Creep alert?

Is your manginity really worth a few 3.5" disks?
Are you both thinking of the same 3.5" floppy?
Could I make any more lame jokes about this creepy van guy doing you in the butt?
No... that's enough.

Tell him to drop them off in a bag next to the store and walk away quickly, and the cops will be watching.

run away! run away!

laugh now... but that Aerostar may be filled with over 10,000 disks (score) or he will try to add your body to the dozen or so murder victims he's collected in his death-van!!!

Those were different. He's changed, really.

Maybe a quick trip around the block to help him find his lost puppy?

why is it creepy?

What's the other one?

Your mommy or daddy is hurt, and you'll have to come with me.

or you could get all like over keen and be like "can you meet me earlier?" and try to freak him out first.


actually no that is a terrible idea.

i say regards. its unique.

so i guess if he was like, "aight baby ill be seein you later. for shizeeeeee" (or whatever it is normal people say) it wouldnt be creepy.

i think the creepiest part is the end:

"i will be giving you a lot of 3.5" disks."

...as if he wrote the message, and at the end was like, "shit. i'd better add in something about the disks so she actually shows up and doesn't realize that i'm a creepy pervert."

I say regards all the time.

it's called being polite.

but regards is not the creepy part about this.

not by a long shot

3 1/2???

Nah, don't bother.

hur hur hur

big red vans are hot though, right?

big red vans are hot though, right?

depends on who's doing the driving.

i've got a couple more disks in my pocket. why don't you reach down there and fish 'em out?


yeah..... oh..... you turn my software to hardware sugar.. ...

if you go, bring a tazor and some pepper spray. or raid. stun the fuck out of the guy's balls just for sending you that message. and then steal his RED AEROSTAR VAN and trash it.

oh, remember that gouging expletives onto another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. let him know how much you value him as a friend.

stab his face.

What more can I say?

while i was walking thru a parking garage w/ my dad yesterday..... he told me to never walk by vans because it's too easy to be snatched. mind you i'm 27 years old and he's almost 60. the funny thing is...... he was totally serious!!!

he also once told me not to stray off in small groups in mexico because there is still bandits.... funny huh!!