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Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 19, 2004 11:31 PM

ah. yikes.

*i'll meet you in these three sq. ft of the store. at this EXACT time. '

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Calgary, AB
November 2002

OCT 19, 2004 11:32 PM

Is your manginity really worth a few 3.5" disks?
Are you both thinking of the same 3.5" floppy?
Could I make any more lame jokes about this creepy van guy doing you in the butt?
No... that's enough.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

OCT 19, 2004 11:33 PM

i didn't even think about the floppy part.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

OCT 19, 2004 11:37 PM

Tell him to drop them off in a bag next to the store and walk away quickly, and the cops will be watching.

Ignignot

Ignignot

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 19, 2004 11:40 PM

surreal eeek

run away! run away!

A_White_Pony

A_White_Pony

Lake Forest, CA
March 2003

OCT 19, 2004 11:42 PM

laugh now... but that Aerostar may be filled with over 10,000 disks (score) or he will try to add your body to the dozen or so murder victims he's collected in his death-van!!!

Estrada

Estrada

University Place, WA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 19, 2004 11:43 PM

awhitepony said:
laugh now... but that Aerostar may be filled with over 10,000 disks (score) or he will try to add your body to the dozen or so murder victims he's collected in his death-van!!!



Those were different. He's changed, really.

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

OCT 19, 2004 11:43 PM

I also have candy in the glovebox....

James88

James88

West Chester, PA
February 2003

OCT 19, 2004 11:47 PM

Maybe a quick trip around the block to help him find his lost puppy?

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

OCT 19, 2004 11:52 PM

why is it creepy?

Elisabeth

Elisabeth

Seattle, WA
December 2002

OCT 20, 2004 12:02 AM

What's the other one?

Your mommy or daddy is hurt, and you'll have to come with me.

Ignignot

Ignignot

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:05 AM

or you could get all like over keen and be like "can you meet me earlier?" and try to freak him out first.


actually no that is a terrible idea.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

OCT 20, 2004 12:19 AM

i say regards. its unique.

so i guess if he was like, "aight baby ill be seein you later. for shizeeeeee" (or whatever it is normal people say) it wouldnt be creepy.

lostarchitect

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:21 AM

i think the creepiest part is the end:

"i will be giving you a lot of 3.5" disks."

...as if he wrote the message, and at the end was like, "shit. i'd better add in something about the disks so she actually shows up and doesn't realize that i'm a creepy pervert."

whatever

Ignignot

Ignignot

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:25 AM

PRockG said:

DrStinkypants said:
why is it creepy?



Hellooooo..... I mean who says "-Regards" except the queen of England maybe.




I say regards all the time.

it's called being polite.

but regards is not the creepy part about this.

not by a long shot

llouys

llouys

Brazil
August 2003

OCT 20, 2004 12:39 AM

3 1/2???

Nah, don't bother.

hur hur hur

ROCKADIVA

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX
March 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:48 AM

big red vans are hot though, right?

ROCKADIVA

ROCKADIVA

Houston, TX
March 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:48 AM

big red vans are hot though, right?

Ignignot

Ignignot

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:49 AM

depends on who's doing the driving.

STURANIUM_235

STURANIUM_235

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:51 AM

i've got a couple more disks in my pocket. why don't you reach down there and fish 'em out?


yeah..... oh..... you turn my software to hardware sugar.. ...

daversion

daversion

I'm lost
July 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:52 AM

if you go, bring a tazor and some pepper spray. or raid. stun the fuck out of the guy's balls just for sending you that message. and then steal his RED AEROSTAR VAN and trash it.

daversion

daversion

I'm lost
July 2004

OCT 20, 2004 12:53 AM

oh, remember that gouging expletives onto another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. let him know how much you value him as a friend.

AccNasty

AccNasty

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2003

OCT 20, 2004 01:00 AM

stab his face.

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

OCT 20, 2004 01:06 AM



What more can I say?

dixiehelle

dixiehelle

I'm lost
October 2004

OCT 20, 2004 01:07 AM

while i was walking thru a parking garage w/ my dad yesterday..... he told me to never walk by vans because it's too easy to be snatched. mind you i'm 27 years old and he's almost 60. the funny thing is...... he was totally serious!!! biggrin

he also once told me not to stray off in small groups in mexico because there is still bandits.... funny huh!!

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