Riddle me this...

A fun new game for those post whores out there (you know who you are )
Answer the riddle and pose one of your own. No fair googling for the answer.. and it should be fairly obvious when you're correct.

For example:
When is a door not a door?
Answer:
When it's ajar.

So here we go:
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?

[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 by hatedproud]

A River.

What's black and white and re(a)d all over?

a newspaper

an old timey bicycle has 21 spokes in its wheel. how many spaces are between the spokes?

21.

unless it's a trick question, being in a circle makes it 21.

Would a blushing Zebra have been acceptible?


And seeing as waxangel deigned to post a riddle.. I'll do it:

Where may you find roads without cars, forests without trees, cities without houses?

That certainly would have been acceptable.

A nun falling down the stairs

Classic. That's why I asked that one. So many spectacular answers.

A map

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

you can't fuck a complex sentence

Dude. That is wrong.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

How Long is a chinese name

whats heavy forwards but backwards its not?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has pauses at the end of its clauses.

How many bricks does it take to complete a house?

pamela anderson

is that a statement or a question?

Ton.

You tell me

whats the opposite of christopher reeves?

A tasteless joke.

and behind a tasteless joke, a tasteless person

Whoa.

one....the last

How are a woman and a condom the same?

im not sure but you have, hands down, the coolest profile pic i've ever seen