Geoffrey Beene vs Alfred Sung

HEY! I just realized three of my favourite shirts were designed by Geoffrey Beene, and now I miss him deeply.

I'm afraid that Alfred Sung will step in and fill the shirt void left by Geoffrey Beene which upsets me because Alfred Sung sucks ass. I think he must have a sweatshop in Middle Earth because all his clothes seem to be designed for Hobbits. I've got long arms, long legs and a long torso (I also have a long tongue, but that's something else altogether), so I need something that won't shrink, that won't ride up and reveal the hair on my belly, and that won't make me look like I'm always doing dishes. Will shirts like that still exist, or am I doomed?

(Yeah, it's a slow day and I'm bored shitless.)

designers have very little to do with the clothes that you and i buy with their names on them, and geoffrey beene clothing licenses have been owned by someone else for years now so you should be fine.