Official Stress Reliever Thread.

That's it. You're first bitch. *cock smack*

My boss is a fucking jackass.

Yeah! What she said!

this thread is awesome.

my boss' boss just walked into my office bitching about something my boss did to him.

(i cant say it to his face so 'll say it in here)
I DONT FUCKING CARE!! GYETT OUUUTT!!!

DAMN, SHIT, CUNT, HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH PEOPLE? WHY DO I GIVE A FLYING SHIT?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!




Thank you.

And just for good measure this used to always make me feel good as a kid:


See see oh enemy,
Come out and fight with me,
And bring your weapons three,
Climb up my poison tree,
Slide down my razor blade,
And through my dungeon door,
And we'll be enemies,
For ever more more shut-the-dungeon-door.

OOOGA BOOOGA BOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck all your motherfucks.

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fuck me up a tree

*siiiiiiiiiggghhhhh*

Dammit I have to go to work like that.

Speaking of work. it fucking blows ass. big time.

1. red neck coworkers.
2. they've all known eachother for fucking years
3. i'm the 'new' guy
4. the owner is a complete skank.
5. all bitchy customers can die
6. i stand for 8 hours a day, in one spot.

feh.

i need a better job.

Fuck you... I took the whole fucking night off from work to hang out with you and you stand me up? Why? To hang with friends you haven't seen in forever? YOU HAVEN"T SEEN ME IN FOREVER!!! If you didn't want to come over you should have said something and I could have worked and made some money instead of watching Blind Date all night waiting for you. I don't even care that you stood me up, I am used to it, but Jesus, have some respect for me as a human and just not agree to go out. Stupid bitch.


I feel mildly better... perhaps phase 2 of my stress relief will help more (Orange Vodka Cape Cods)

darn it.