NaNcY_BoY said:
For some reason, I thought the title was "Our children are plague", so I clicked on it. I thought, oh, shit - thats totally us! Our children ARE a plague!

PLAGUE

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

OCT 13, 2004 10:06 PM

HyenaHell said:
when i was a kid, we had to get our porn from magazines! printed material! talk about archaic... *cough, wheez, complain about weather*

...you had to get OUT OF THAT CHAIR.
...you had to get your shoes on.
...PUT ON A FUNNY HAT.
...and go DOWN TO THAT PORN STORE and you had to get it YOURSELF. Back when I was a kid!

ah dave attel. you rock my world.

[Edited on Oct 14, 2004 by billybillybilly]

daversion

I'm lost

July 2004

OCT 13, 2004 10:06 PM

there is a dearth of pr0n in this threwad. bring on teh pr0n!!111!!11

HyenaHell

I'm lost

April 2003

OCT 13, 2004 10:12 PM

i'm looking forward to the day when i can plug a wire straight into my skull and have the porn go directly to my brain. cut out those pesky middle men, the eyes! always getting all tired after 10 or twelve hours. pssh.

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

OCT 13, 2004 10:14 PM

I'll rush that one STRAIGHT to bill gates.

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

OCT 14, 2004 10:52 PM

and riddle me this. are all these "mulitiple" AND the continuation of two-sets-a-day plaguing these little fuckers twice as much?

fuckin' aye right if it is.

and BUMP by the way

AceTracer

Hollywood, FL

January 2004

OCT 14, 2004 11:20 PM

Lucky bastards. All we had were JC Penney catalogues.

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

OCT 14, 2004 11:48 PM

AceTracer said:
Lucky bastards. All we had were JC Penney catalogues.

JC Penny newspaper advertisments. I gave myself a rasterization fetish.

sexybeast

Metairie, LA

July 2004

OCT 14, 2004 11:51 PM

Lucky kids, I wasn't plagued by porn until I was a teen.

Malloreigh

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

OCT 15, 2004 12:16 AM

sometimes, when i'm at work and selling fabric to old ladies who want to make new pew decorations for church, i smile to myself and think, "someone's masturbating to pictures of me naked right now, and i'm selling fabric to old ladies."

AceTracer

Hollywood, FL

January 2004

OCT 15, 2004 01:48 AM

Malloreigh said:
sometimes, when i'm at work and selling fabric to old ladies who want to make new pew decorations for church, i smile to myself and think, "someone's masturbating to pictures of me naked right now, and i'm selling fabric to old ladies."

You should tell them that and take a picture.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

OCT 15, 2004 11:50 AM

Didn't anyone like my plague joke?

*cries*

Cash

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

OCT 15, 2004 11:54 AM

"plagued"?..........or "delighted"?

Erica

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

OCT 15, 2004 11:55 AM

laine said:
a plague on both your houses!

"A plague o both your houses"

I'm a geek!

And I love that someone posted that!

AtomiPIETRO

Naples, FL

April 2004

OCT 15, 2004 12:13 PM

Al said:
Didn't anyone like my plague joke?

*cries*

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