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Nah, I'm just saying you lack skill.

After doing it 5 million times, I don't usually think about it. I have a feeling I'll be zipping reeeeeeeeeeeal slow from now on.

And I can't believe there's 2 pages about my manbits getting zipped. I was expecting maybe an 'ouch', a 'you're dumb', and an 'Oh sweet Jesus!' or two.

HOLY SHIT dude.


I'm holding mine in pain just for you.

hell I cut part of my finger off last week and I think I'd rather have done that instead of zipping up my johnson

if i caught my penis in my zipper
id be working on getting drunk and freeing my penis

not sitting down at my computer to tell all the people online about it

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Yet another reason I am glad I don't have a penis.

this thread proves the magic of SG: a guy gets his pecker caught in his zip and looks here for advice, and gets it!
buy button fly from now on geez, it never happens with them

It could have been worse. Just look at what happened to this poor fellow.

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It (reuters.com)

The punchline: ""I confused it with the chicken's neck"

wow, teaches me to not skim over threads anymore... all i saw was suck and penis and i got all excited for nothing, hahaha

Markie Post is hot
since back in the Night Court days

I've learned from this thread to cherish the little things in life.

Here at SG, we care about your penis.