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SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

OCT 07, 2004 01:59 AM

DocLoki said:
If you're saying I should have it removed, it's not going to happen. I came close once tonight, and now I'm guarding it with my life.


Nah, I'm just saying you lack skill.

TheSeadog

TheSeadog

Reunion
September 2004

OCT 07, 2004 02:07 AM

After doing it 5 million times, I don't usually think about it. I have a feeling I'll be zipping reeeeeeeeeeeal slow from now on.

And I can't believe there's 2 pages about my manbits getting zipped. I was expecting maybe an 'ouch', a 'you're dumb', and an 'Oh sweet Jesus!' or two.

Ignignot

Ignignot

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 07, 2004 03:00 AM

HOLY SHIT dude.


I'm holding mine in pain just for you.

hell I cut part of my finger off last week and I think I'd rather have done that instead of zipping up my johnson

burstandbloom

burstandbloom

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

OCT 07, 2004 03:20 AM

if i caught my penis in my zipper
id be working on getting drunk and freeing my penis

not sitting down at my computer to tell all the people online about it

?

Timore

Timore

Macon, GA
March 2004

OCT 07, 2004 04:00 AM

Yet another reason I am glad I don't have a penis.

TeenageSuperstar

TeenageSuperstar

United Kingdom
September 2004

OCT 07, 2004 04:08 AM

this thread proves the magic of SG: a guy gets his pecker caught in his zip and looks here for advice, and gets it! biggrin
buy button fly from now on geez, it never happens with them

EyesOnly

eyesonly

Australia
August 2003

OCT 07, 2004 04:48 AM

It could have been worse. Just look at what happened to this poor fellow.

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It (reuters.com)

The punchline: ""I confused it with the chicken's neck"

surreal

TheDishwasher

TheDishwasher

Frederick, MD
July 2004

OCT 07, 2004 05:14 AM

TedKoppel said:
You suck at having a penis.


wow, teaches me to not skim over threads anymore... all i saw was suck and penis and i got all excited for nothing, hahaha wink tongue

burstandbloom

burstandbloom

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

OCT 07, 2004 06:24 AM

tomahto said:




Markie Post is hot
since back in the Night Court days

Truthfatal

Truthfatal

Golden, BC
March 2004

OCT 07, 2004 06:27 AM

I've learned from this thread to cherish the little things in life.

battlin_albright

battlin_albright

Dayton, OH
June 2004

OCT 07, 2004 06:36 AM

DocLoki said:
After doing it 5 million times, I don't usually think about it. I have a feeling I'll be zipping reeeeeeeeeeeal slow from now on.

And I can't believe there's 2 pages about my manbits getting zipped. I was expecting maybe an 'ouch', a 'you're dumb', and an 'Oh sweet Jesus!' or two.



Here at SG, we care about your penis.

tongue

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