Fuck

I was going to the bathroom just now, and when I zipped up, I accidently caught some of the skin on my pecker. I'm typing with one hand, and pressing my pants to my crotch with the other. I doesn't hurt too much rught now, but I'm afraid to unzip it. This is going to traumatize me.

Just thought you might like to now that your life really isn't all that bad.

Jesus!

Fucking ouch...

"is it the frank or the beans?"

Sorry I had to; get it out of there...

[Edited on Oct 07, 2004 by AaronB]

Try putting some ice in a washcloth and then hold it there until you are as numb as possible (do NOT apply the ice directly to your skin for any extended period of time).

Unzip slowly and carefully. Try not to pull. Use both hands to separate the zipper from your skin. If it gets too painful or bloody, go to ER. Please. They can remove it with minimal torture and repair.

Believe me when I say this won't be the first time they've seen this.

I be smart!!! I didn't want to unzip it, cus the zipper thing would esentially just shave off the skin. Then I remembered all the times I've been frustrated by zippers that break, and undo themselves from the bottom. So I took some plyers, and broke the bottom of the zipper. When I undid it that way, I felt only relief. Pener skin is still intact! But now I have a broken zipper.

Fuck it, it was worth it!

Good job!

"well howda hell'd you get the beans above the frank?!"

ouch.

Thanks for the advice Sorcha, but, Look ma! No blood!

PENIS FREEDOM!!!

damn dude! I need a warning label on topics like these, my balls just crawled up inside me just thinking about that! DAMN!

Drink a beer~!

[Edited on Oct 07, 2004 by crazedlunatik]

I'm looking at my zipper, and it appears to be irrepairable. Oh well, better him than me.

Thank god you were not m-bating with what you thought was KY and it turned out it was superglue

Find someone who knows how to sew. You can get a replacement zipper at any fabric store, and they're really easy to stitch into a pair of pants. It takes about ten minutes or so.

Sweet! I can sew! Fuck, guys aren't supposed to say that are we... Crap, better not tell them I love cooking too.

i have recieved a mesage from the 'guy patrol' to come over here and kick a sewing and cooking pansies ass before he makes our gender look bad...

Fuck! It's the Guy Patrol! Flush the coupons! Flush the coupons!

hehe!
coupons... and we were gonna take it easy on you after the whole penis getting caught thing!

Don't hurt me! I'm handicapped!

lmao..those last few comments had me cracking up..good stuff

Handicapped, coupon clipping, sewing, flambe' cooking, man!

What is the world coming to?

Seriously, you should have your own show.

You suck at having a penis.

If you're saying I should have it removed, it's not going to happen. I came close once tonight, and now I'm guarding it with my life.