do you hate your room/flat mate?

sometimes in life you are thrown into groups of people that you do not expect to.
such a scenario has happened to me.
i'm living in dorms with two international students who choose to ignore me.
i'm also living with some yuppie fuckwit, who asked me today HOW TO COOK BAKED FUCKING BEANS! and even then he fucked it up!
he's never used a fucking cooker!
and he was filling in a questionnaire about himself and he asks me for the fucking answers!
how the fuck d i know how much he drink in a weeks, i've only known him three fucking days!!!
and to top it off, i've made friends with a group of people in another flat andd they hhave a spare room, but the fucking uni won't let me, so i had to go to the doctors and get a medical certificate explaining my depression, and even then they were reluctant to help!
so, do you hate your flatmates? are they fuckwits? is there something that they do o you that drives you totally fucking potty? please do tell, i don't like to think i'm the only one.

I used to have a roomie that ate stuff out of the trash can.

i live on my own. but sometimes yah i do. i hate when i dont pick up after myself and i have loud sex.

no, i fucking HATE him. he pukes everywhere!!

wait, you didn't say your roommate's CATS, did you?? My bad

so inconsiderate, bastard

no, but im' counting down the minutes til he shows me his teddy!

I did last year!

God she was awful!!

I've never had a real problem with any roommate, but I grew up with a HUGE family in a tiny house.

only that one time when i didnt wash that pot for like a 2 weeks and my roommate left it on my bed one night when i came home from work. i was pretty fucking pissed but he was right haha

I used to....but our relationship has gotten better. Maybe I've just started to subconciously ignore all the things that used to bug me for my own sake.

She doesn't clean. She doesn't do dishes or take out the trash. She leaves old milk and other perishables in the fridge for months, never throws it out so I have to do it. She lets food boil over into the stove so it burns and smells the next time I use it. She sings loudly and annoyingly. I hate her laugh. She is deaf (not really but practically) so she turns the TV volume up extremely high. She has disgusting perfume that she sprays in our bedroom (we share a bedroom). I HATE HER.

I don't know what has happened in the past three or four months that has made her more acceptable to me. I think it's because she got a boyfriend so he cleans her shit when he comes over, and she's out more because of him, or at least away from me when they are here.

Anyway...only three more months.

You should have taken his questionairre and filled in all the answers for him.

I used to hate my flatmates, even though they were lovely people. They've moved out, I live on my own, I don't think I can cope with people living here.

Since my roommate is my g/f. . .no. A solid no.

I lived in a house with this girl a few years ago who accused one of our other housemates of intentionally trying to give her flu by coughing under her door while she slept

other than that Im usually the irritating one

My roommate is radical sabbatical like woah. Except for that he is writing an avant garde banjo song and he plays the same chords over and over and over until I am vaguely homicidal. And, he steals my favorite black eyeliner. Often. Also, he listens to Bob Dylan.


Hmmm...apparently, my roommate does suck.

My parents.

Enough said.

I had one roommate who liked to dress in only ribbed tighty whities, black socks and a weight belt whenever he was in the apartment.

these are reasons why i will never have a roomate

I had a roommate once who drank pee. Because I peed in her Orange juice. I guess I'm the bad roommate.

been on my own going on 3 years. its the only way to live.

You missed out the bad points...

i don't have any roommates. however, the people who live above me are my age, and they always, always, always want to hang out here (i have cable, intarnoodle, phone, etc.; stuff their broke asses don't have).

and then they look at me like an asshole when i tell them that i don't want to hang out. all they do is drink me beer and leave BURNING CIGARETTES ON THE EDGE OF MY VINTAGE HEYWOOD WAKEFIELD BUFFET ijdkfjkhnfljnhfdkljnhjlsnbfjlbsljbslj

At first it was a problem, but now that they are buried under my house it's not so bad

No. I don't hate mine. He's my bf and he's pretty neat.

That is really gross.
Yes, that falls into bad roommate.

But I am sure there were circumstances leading to that eh?