Bad Baby Names.

I sat between two unrelated kids in grade school named Sheen and Luster. My mom still makes fun of them.

Names of people I've known:

Gertrude Guttredge
Ulysses Freemont
Michael Michaels
Crystal O'Neill (her mother named her for the drug)
Sherwin Singhappopong
Agapantha Rourke (Aggie for short, bleh)

My doctor's name is Dr. Dick, and I feel like a dork for laughing every time I am in the waiting room and an elderly person says that they are there to see Dr. Dick. How immature.

I knew a girl in elementary school whose name was Honey and her middle name was Rainbow. Needless to say her parents were hippies.

Brundle


Paraquet


Fungus

I used to go to college with a woman called Mary Cockshoot, she was a mature student and used to wear a red cape and signed her christmas cards

love in christ

Mary Cockshoot

In Whitworth, you will find Tina Mycock next to Ron Pickup.

Apparantly Mycock is quite common up North,

i'm not gonna read this whole thread, but anyone who names their kid either

1. after a car (eg, mercades, ferrari, bentley...)
2. a puritan name (chastity, purity, hope...)
3. after a liquor (crystall, blah, blah..)

should be dragged out of their homes and beaten. then, their kids' name should be changed to mary or john.

i used to have a doctor named -- i kid you not -- doctor payne.

yep.

My first Dentist was called Doctor Screech.

I went to school with a girl named Crystal Clear, and i used to see a shrink named Dr.Butt

[Edited on Oct 06, 2004 by SevenMag]

My high school Gym Coach/ Health Teacher's name was Mr. Payne. Imagine a 400-pound republican telling you to run laps when you've got a broken tailbone, and then (I shit you not) telling you "If you have sex before you get married, you WILL DIE."

I knew a kid named J.D. It stood for Jack Daniels.
I can't imagine why someone would have a baby and then think "I have an alcohol problem, and now I have a child. I'd really like to tie those two together somehow."

My name is Micah and i think it's rad riggins.