Bad Baby Names.

I'm sitting at work laughing my fuckin ass off. I don't knwo what's funnier...the idiots who post in this forum, or the guy's responses.

Best question posted in the forum so far:

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ahh...Schenectady, lovely lass.

I shouldn't be making fun of anyone though, I want to name my child Turkish.

"Farfignugen...that's a purty name!!"

My ex girlfriend named her first born son Dartanion.....no shit.

If I had been a boy my parents would have named me Deter. .. .. .. .. .. ..

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[Edited on Oct 01, 2004 by pygmy]

I knew a Dartanion. We all called him Dart, thought it was kinda cool. Then again, I didn't grow up with the name.

I've always liked Seppie

I came to this thread to specifically say vehicle names. Especially inexpesive ones.. I mean, just, what is the deal with that?

Considering the towns around mine where money is thrown around like it DOES grow on trees, the names these rich fucks give their hellspawn all make me want to

The best part is when I hear one of the little tramps with a name that sounds like a stripper or hardcore porn star.

I knew a guy named Fender. Like the part on a car. That's gotta be hard to grow up with. Also guy's with names like Stacy or Sue have got it rough.

like jason statham in 'snatch'?

I have a cousin named Venus....I think that is pretty bad

And every time he/she asks "what's that?" you can respond with "it's a gun turkish"

I'm going to name my first son Landanius in the hopes that he will one day become leader of the Strato-Rangers Space Police.

Jontavious Derrell was my first choice for my son but my wife said hell no.

I allways wanted to name my first daughter Icy, yeah like the frozen beverage ....But If you spell it out it says "I see why"

Everyone hates it, but I have been on that for 10 years at least.

6 6 6

what are you talking about?!? that's a great name!!!1111one

Name a kid Fag. They'll never get beat up.

Did all those people who named their kids Dartanion spell it that way? You, know, incorrectly?

I once consider calling a child mungbean, but decided it would make a better middle name. and i didn't want other kids calling him munga.

[Edited on Oct 01, 2004 by foolycooly]

Keeping in the trend of naming your new children after ex-presidents last names, I think I would have to name my child Coolidge.

Eisenhower_Dipietro.

I will be naming my child Vash the Stampede, regardless of wether it is a boy or a girl.

I knew a Phong Phang and a Phun Phun-Yei (pro: fun fun yayy), but I'm sure it's not as odd in China.