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missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

SEP 30, 2004 12:13 PM

5 more hours of boredom. i need to sell 9 phones by the end of the day to meet my quota, however, i have NO CUSTOMERS! this SUCKS.

anyone got a better job out there for me?

MrSmead

MrSmead

Savannah, GA
February 2003

SEP 30, 2004 01:24 PM

You could come decorate a massive haunted house with me.
Hydraulic corpse launchers, need I say more?

Sadly, I now have to go to my other job at a liquor store. Poisoning people just isn't as fun as arranging intestines.

missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

SEP 30, 2004 02:56 PM

ooh. that sounds fun. i think the liquor store would make me want to drink all the time.

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

SEP 30, 2004 02:58 PM

you can come to the UK and do my work for me, but i'll still get payed of course,

wink

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

SEP 30, 2004 06:17 PM

Join the Army. Hunt Al Qaeda.

missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

SEP 30, 2004 06:18 PM

PaulNikon said:
Join the Army. Hunt Al Qaeda.



no, too hot. i'll get heat stroke, i'm a wussy

HeatherAnn

HeatherAnn

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

SEP 30, 2004 06:26 PM

You want to come work with me? I'm basically the magazine editor's bitch, the head system administrator's bitch, the CEO's personal bitch, and apparently, my office is an extended hallway for our international events director.

On the upside, I can wear pretty much whatever I want and take 2 hour lunches every once in awhile. Oh, yeah, and I get so dick around on SG all day.

missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

SEP 30, 2004 06:32 PM

heatherann007 said:
You want to come work with me? I'm basically the magazine editor's bitch, the head system administrator's bitch, the CEO's personal bitch, and apparently, my office is an extended hallway for our international events director.

On the upside, I can wear pretty much whatever I want and take 2 hour lunches every once in awhile. Oh, yeah, and I get so dick around on SG all day.



does it pay more than 10/hr? i'm there.

HeatherAnn

HeatherAnn

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

SEP 30, 2004 06:36 PM

I'm salaried, but that also means that they can work me like a dog when they want to. Oh, and down the hall is this really hot aging frat boy. He's fun to look at, at least.

missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

SEP 30, 2004 06:39 PM

lol. sounds more fun than my job.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

SEP 30, 2004 06:45 PM

Hot Topic

HeatherAnn

HeatherAnn

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

SEP 30, 2004 06:47 PM

If anyone hears of a job where you get paid to be cranky, let a girl know, okay?

ferrofluid

ferrofluid

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

SEP 30, 2004 07:42 PM

post office

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 30, 2004 08:56 PM

heatherann007 said:
If anyone hears of a job where you get paid to be cranky, let a girl know, okay?



That would be Ed Debevics.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

SEP 30, 2004 09:31 PM

If you don't already, working in a corporatly-owned cellular retailer is often fun. You spend half the time trying to get people to buy things, and half reviewing their bill to tell them they owe you hundreds of dollars.

missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

OCT 01, 2004 11:52 AM

yep, that's me. corporate cellular retailer, however, at my new store i have NO business! it sucks! i loved my old store, i was busy!

another day...5 more LOOOONG hours!