first dates

should i just whip it out on her and see what she does or is that a bad idea?

meh....we are talking about your wallet right?

Only if it's a Platinum Visa.

If we're talking about your cock, I'd keep Mr. Happy in the pants until she pulled it out. Whipping it out in front of her is asking for bad juju.

depends: is there a film crew around with a leering-but-bored director?

Hey, he could be talking about something else fun. Like a squirt gun. Or Silly String.

You should sooooooooo whip it out!!!!!

I say go for it. If she doesn't like it when you whip it out now, she never will. There is absolutely no way that could backfire

whip it out?

I don't get it?

It's not polite to bring your Gameboy Advance on first dates.

You whip it out, in the line at the grocery store, with her having a can of creamed corn in her hand. This is a test of her knowledge and reflexes.

Okay, so you want to whip it out, or you wouldn't ask. As a caution, most girls have responded poorly to putting it on the table, so to speak, early. (Er...would respond poorly to...)

If she's weak-willed/poor self image, and/or a slut, I suppose you have game on. Not generally the sanest of relationships, but it doesn't sound like its a real goal.

your all so wonderfully creative, god bless you all. but i was talking about my pocket bible, gather round and worship our lord and savior....my giant penis

If I manage to kiss her on the first date, I like to show her what I am packing.

Either they think I'm too raw or they think, "oh yeah."

Not discussing anything sexual the entire time seems to get them worked up to the point where they explode near the end of the night if you finally make a move.

But hey, if you’re considering whipping The General and His Boys out at the beginning of the date I don’t why you’d ask advice from anyone. You’re obviously James Fuckin’ Bond.

your right, i am james fuckin' bond, but with bigger guns, and no penis car, hot ladies all the time, you see this? this is a ladies man, i am the ladies man, i am also drunk and that makes me soooo sexy i'm un resistable, look it's my penis!, oh wait you all can't see it, tooooo bad for you.

The real question is, are you gonna try and stick it in her ear?

um no , FIRST date,

that means nose.

oh Foolcooly....you know what girls like to hear....




*swoon*

Whip it out? Why not just make a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket?

I have one of those

Do it, and report back and let us know how it turned out.

Does prison for sex offenders have internet access?

I don't know, but I'm hoping we all find out!

He'll probably make bail

this whole thread was a waste...she did it for me.