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Daekrys

daekrys

Minneapolis, MN
July 2004

SEP 29, 2004 10:15 PM

should i just whip it out on her and see what she does or is that a bad idea?

Truthfatal

Truthfatal

Golden, BC
March 2004

SEP 29, 2004 10:21 PM

meh....we are talking about your wallet right?

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

SEP 29, 2004 10:22 PM

Only if it's a Platinum Visa.

If we're talking about your cock, I'd keep Mr. Happy in the pants until she pulled it out. Whipping it out in front of her is asking for bad juju.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

SEP 29, 2004 10:23 PM

depends: is there a film crew around with a leering-but-bored director?

supergp

supergp

Seattle, WA
February 2003

SEP 29, 2004 10:37 PM

Hey, he could be talking about something else fun. Like a squirt gun. Or Silly String.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

SEP 29, 2004 10:47 PM

You should sooooooooo whip it out!!!!!

JoshXXX

JoshXXX

Northborough, MA
March 2004

SEP 29, 2004 11:09 PM

I say go for it. If she doesn't like it when you whip it out now, she never will. There is absolutely no way that could backfire

crazedlunatik

crazedlunatik

Portland, OR
February 2004

SEP 29, 2004 11:16 PM

whip it out?

I don't get it? smile

handle

handle

I'm lost
July 2003

SEP 29, 2004 11:25 PM

It's not polite to bring your Gameboy Advance on first dates.

Lolita

Lolita

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 29, 2004 11:26 PM

do it.

Remj

Remj

Seattle, WA
April 2003

SEP 30, 2004 12:16 AM

You whip it out, in the line at the grocery store, with her having a can of creamed corn in her hand. This is a test of her knowledge and reflexes.

Okay, so you want to whip it out, or you wouldn't ask. As a caution, most girls have responded poorly to putting it on the table, so to speak, early. (Er...would respond poorly to...)

If she's weak-willed/poor self image, and/or a slut, I suppose you have game on. Not generally the sanest of relationships, but it doesn't sound like its a real goal.

Daekrys

daekrys

Minneapolis, MN
July 2004

SEP 30, 2004 12:19 AM

your all so wonderfully creative, god bless you all. but i was talking about my pocket bible, gather round and worship our lord and savior....my giant penis

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

SEP 30, 2004 12:42 AM

If I manage to kiss her on the first date, I like to show her what I am packing.

Either they think I'm too raw or they think, "oh yeah."

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 30, 2004 12:53 AM

Not discussing anything sexual the entire time seems to get them worked up to the point where they explode near the end of the night if you finally make a move.

But hey, if you’re considering whipping The General and His Boys out at the beginning of the date I don’t why you’d ask advice from anyone. You’re obviously James Fuckin’ Bond.

Daekrys

daekrys

Minneapolis, MN
July 2004

SEP 30, 2004 01:40 AM

your right, i am james fuckin' bond, but with bigger guns, and no penis car, hot ladies all the time, you see this? this is a ladies man, i am the ladies man, i am also drunk and that makes me soooo sexy i'm un resistable, look it's my penis!, oh wait you all can't see it, tooooo bad for you.

foolycooly

foolycooly

Australia
June 2004

SEP 30, 2004 04:03 AM

The real question is, are you gonna try and stick it in her ear?

Ignignot

Ignignot

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 30, 2004 05:38 AM

foolycooly said:
The real question is, are you gonna try and stick it in her ear?




um no , FIRST date,

that means nose.


SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

SEP 30, 2004 06:14 AM

foolycooly said:
The real question is, are you gonna try and stick it in her ear?





oh Foolcooly....you know what girls like to hear....




*swoon*


wink

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

SEP 30, 2004 07:25 AM

Whip it out? Why not just make a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket? confused ooo aaa

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

SEP 30, 2004 08:35 AM

Sorcha said:
Only if it's a Platinum Visa.


I have one of those smile

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

SEP 30, 2004 09:18 AM

Do it, and report back and let us know how it turned out.

legionnaire

legionnaire

Belgium
November 2003

SEP 30, 2004 09:21 AM

BillHaverchuck said:
Do it, and report back and let us know how it turned out.


Does prison for sex offenders have internet access?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

SEP 30, 2004 09:24 AM

legionnaire said:

BillHaverchuck said:
Do it, and report back and let us know how it turned out.


Does prison for sex offenders have internet access?


I don't know, but I'm hoping we all find out!

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

SEP 30, 2004 09:29 AM

legionnaire said:

BillHaverchuck said:
Do it, and report back and let us know how it turned out.


Does prison for sex offenders have internet access?



He'll probably make bail

Daekrys

daekrys

Minneapolis, MN
July 2004

SEP 30, 2004 11:01 PM

this whole thread was a waste...she did it for me.

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