Confess

I love those Norwegian boys.

Take on Me is my Ringtone

I have no ambition

I once put my neighbor's dog's crap in their mailbox.
My dad still tells the story.

I often fart in crowded rooms. Normally I'd step outside. But instead, I give a good fart to someone.

I ripped my fucking shorts in class today. Didn't really want to fart in class. But the gas hit me. Had work to do. Smells like teen spirit.

more often then not, i look around the shower at my gym... knowing the shit i've seen near the drain, hearing the macho fucks blow their noses... and PEE
i really think that PEE is not so bad, and i make sure it's all gone... but then, i like PIT BUSH!
is that a concession

should be confession... and ups to SEVENMAG!

[Edited on Sep 29, 2004 by dragoneye]

I'm totally in lust with Tatu

I don't really give a crap about politics, but know enough to say the right things around the right people so it seems like I care.

Hey! me too!

I used to wear corduroys. *walks away with his head down in shame*

When people call me before noon and I never answer, I lie and say "Oh, I must have been at the gym" when I'm really sleeping.

I'm only up now because I have work in half an hour, and I'm very confused and grumpy.

I told the repo. man where to find my sister-in-laws car ......ooops!!!!

Messin' around? Ain't sayin' nothin'.

What is it about those two?