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hoisin

hoisin

United Kingdom
April 2004

SEP 28, 2004 03:47 PM

Tell us something you never told another living soul. We promise we won’t tell anyone.

deegee

deegee

I'm lost
July 2004

SEP 28, 2004 03:56 PM

hoisin said:
Tell us something you never told another living soul. We promise we won’t tell anyone.



I think you should start...

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

SEP 28, 2004 03:57 PM

Am I going to have to put you in the Comfy Chair?

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:00 PM

i am the angel of death. the time of purification is at hand.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

SEP 28, 2004 04:01 PM

Morgan said:
Am I going to have to put you in the Comfy Chair?



Cardinal Morgan... fetch... the FLUFFY PILLOWS!! *jarring chord*

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

SEP 28, 2004 04:04 PM

Now, you have one last chance. Confess your sins, reject the works of the ungodly --

*two* last chances. And you shall be free --

*three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:06 PM

i stepped on a frog once. it made me smile.

Clunk

Clunk

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:07 PM

This looks like it could be quite entertaining...

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

SEP 28, 2004 04:08 PM

I think you're looking for this site.

Beware: it's mostly terrible and extremely addicting.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

SEP 28, 2004 04:09 PM

There's also not proud, which is full of mostly awful confessions.

joneequest

joneequest

India
September 2003

SEP 28, 2004 04:09 PM

Morgan said:
Now, you have one last chance. Confess your sins, reject the works of the ungodly --

*two* last chances. And you shall be free --

*three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.




"cardinal fang, get the.... SOFT CUSHIONS!"

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

SEP 28, 2004 04:11 PM

Don't forget to push all the fluff into one corner. It makes for better torture.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 28, 2004 04:12 PM

I beat a man at Keno, just to watch him cry.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

SEP 28, 2004 04:13 PM

Cash said:
I beat a man at Keno, just to watch him cry.



I think there are laws against saying things like that.

D0BERMANN

D0BERMANN

Quebec, QC
May 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:15 PM

I'm....I'm......I'm Batman!

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:16 PM

i put a live wasp in m' granpappy's samwich. it were funny.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

SEP 28, 2004 04:22 PM

I occassionally close random threads just cuz I'm in a bad mood.

Lil_Tuffy

Ada

Ada

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

SEP 28, 2004 04:24 PM

Gwendolyn said:
I think you're looking for this site.

Beware: it's mostly terrible and extremely addicting.




Yes! Thank you! I came into this thread hoping someone would post a link to that site! I couldn't remember what it was called... god it's so awful. I love it.

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

SEP 28, 2004 04:27 PM

Ada said:

Gwendolyn said:
I think you're looking for this site.

Beware: it's mostly terrible and extremely addicting.




Yes! Thank you! I came into this thread hoping someone would post a link to that site! I couldn't remember what it was called... god it's so awful. I love it.



It's so, so addicting. Some of them are just terrible. Some of them are funny. But then I read some of them, like this one and it just breaks my heart.

What a great site.

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg

I'm lost
July 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:27 PM

i made out with steve swenson in the 5th grade.

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003

SEP 28, 2004 04:32 PM

Morgan said:
Now, you have one last chance. Confess your sins, reject the works of the ungodly --

*two* last chances. And you shall be free --

*three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.



our main wepon is fear, fear and serprise..

our two main wepons are fear, serprise and ruthless..

out three main wepons are fear, serprise and a ruthless loylty to rhe pope and

amongst our weponry is fear, serpirse

oh we'll come in again

Dizzy

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:37 PM

I have nothing to tell. I'm a complete angel.

monkeybutt

monkeybutt

I'm lost
May 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:38 PM

once i had a crush on this girl named tracey graves, but everyone thought she was ugly so i couldn't tell anyone. at valentine's day i gave her a valentine that said "tracey's grave" on it, with a crayon picture of her dead body. and one time i brought her a dog biscuit and gave it to her on the bus in front of everyone.

but in the coat room, i would hug her coat and smell it and think of how pretty she was.



(this one is real- but those other things i said above in the thread, i didn't really do)

[Edited on Sep 28, 2004 by monkeybutt]

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

SEP 28, 2004 04:43 PM

Morgan said:
Am I going to have to put you in the Comfy Chair?



THE COMFY CHAIR??

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

SEP 28, 2004 04:43 PM

from grouphug:


I like to toss off over lightbulbs. The warmth on my bollocks gives me a great orgasm.

I also like to think of wheel nuts when I am making love to my girlfriend. The 6 edges of a wheelnut are hot and I change my wheels most weeks while tugging the donkey



Heh. . .tugging the donkey.

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