pee pee place

This one got herself a kitty cat and asked me to ask you how to figure out if it's a boy or a girl. This is imperative because she really wants to name it.

Once it becomes over 10 weeks old you can determine its sex by measuring the distance between it's anus and it's sexual orifice. Males will have a longer distance than females; also males will have a round sexual orifice while females will have a slit-like sexual orifice.


i'm a pussy expert.

okay, no...i copied that shit from some web page.

[Edited on Sep 24, 2004 by cop_n_blow]

pretend the cat is human
steel yourself
say "this is all about This one
run your finger, really any finger... since it's a feline
down the belly
if you feel something that is kind of like a clit... it's a boy
if what you get to is warm and not so hard
it's a boy!

or, do a blood test

ps barry bonds is up

She says there seem to be little balls but she's not sure.

i just thought of another way...
if there are alot of nipples, it's a girl

just follow the earlier procedure, just not so far
i guess it's much more efficient
i was just horny

ps gigantes lost

she could always name it pat. pat the cat.

Since when do cats care if their name is gender specific?



Her name was Moe. She never complained. Well, she complained all the time, but never about her name as far as I know.

If there is a bump in the back, it's a boy. Kitty girl parts are flush with their bodies.

male cats have a penis. if there isn't one it is female.
i cannot believe i just posted that.

Perhaps, as John Cusak suggests in Grosse Point Blank,' you should respect it's privacy.

i piss in the kitchen sink

All cat's should be named "Chud"

There's really no mistaking it. If the kitty has a little pouch it's a boy and if it has a kitty vag then it's a girl.

Just ask it A/S/L?

sexing a cat or kittens

Hope this is useful.

Very much so, thanks.

is it wrong that I see this and think of singing aliens?

I guess that would make the one on the left female.