that's easy: keystone. i don't care how cheap it is, if you are so fucking desperate to get drunk so often that you always buy keystone, you probably are an alcoholic. vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol i don't care what any one says, but i'll still drink it if i'm not paying for it. tequila is in the same boat. there are some bashed drinks i would defend, but that's not the topic.
DrGonzo2000 said:
When I was 14, my friend Steve and I grabbed an almost empty 2 liter of Diet Coke out of his grandmother's fridge. We then added a healthy portion of Vodka to it. We shook it up and voila! The worst fucking concoction in the history of man! We both stood there trying not to all the while trying to give off this air of "Hey check us out. We're tough because we're drinking.
I've always though Bloody Marys were nasty also, but at least that's supposed to be a drink.
What's some of yours experiments/mistakes of youth?
My first experience with drinking, I really didn't know what the hell I was doing. I knew that you were supposed to mix drinks, or use a chaser, but I really didn't understand the concept.
So first I tried vodka chased with rum, then when that didn't work, I tried mixing them.
I got good and toasted, didn't vomit, but I think it really put me off from straight liquor, because I still don't like drinking it.
unless your on a military base, you probably know nothing about a vodka called Military Special. its like $10 for a gallon of the shit. WORST VODKA EVAR!@
My vote would go to:
any mixture containing a dairy product - "The Big Lebowski" be dammed.
any drink containing a chili pepper
anything containing meat - exception: EVERYTHING tastes better with bacon
Don't hate the Campari folks. It's an acquired taste intended for sipping (preferably after a big meal). It's not something you chug in large quantities.
ms_n_thrope
Columbia, MO
August 2004
SEP 22, 2004 04:53 PM