Worst alcoholic drink ever.

When I was 14, my friend Steve and I grabbed an almost empty 2 liter of Diet Coke out of his grandmother's fridge. We then added a healthy portion of Vodka to it. We shook it up and voila! The worst fucking concoction in the history of man! We both stood there trying not to all the while trying to give off this air of "Hey check us out. We're tough because we're drinking.


I've always though Bloody Marys were nasty also, but at least that's supposed to be a drink.

What's some of yours experiments/mistakes of youth?

What I consider to be a "mistake" would be topping off each and every bottle in your parents liquor cabinet into one container only to mix it with a $0.99 gallon of flavored water from the corner Tom Thumb.

Trust me... your vodka/coke is a delicatessan compared to what my friends and I scraped for. And we did it every weekend... over and over and over. Idiots.

Now look at me... SGTC's official drunk. ?? ??

Pernod + Orange Juice =

A few days ago: Roommate comes in a with a huge cup from Whataburger.

"Drink this, dude!!!"

I take a sip. Nearly vomit.

"Good Huh?"

"What the fuck is that?"

"Franzia and Dr. pepper!!! *slurp*"

nothing i created, but

aftershock
avalanche
GOLDSCHLAGER

(way too much)

tequila and milk.
it's just wrong.

*whispers* peach schnapps

*goes to lie down to recover from nasty flashbacks*

Don't take a huge gulp out of the bottle you find in your friend's parents basement that has a small label saying only "Over-Proofed Vodka"

why would you do that to yourself?

we used to make this shot---
actually it was about a double..but sometimes made as a quadruple...
equal parts:
Jagermeister
Bacardi 151
Wild Turkey 101
and Rumple Minze

Usually you'd have to sit very still and silent for about 20-30 seconds to be sure you weren't gonna puke, as that thick vomit spit flooded your mouth and your stomach did crazy flip flops....

One time, my buddy was tending at this frat type bar -- this cute little sorority chick comes up and says "Give me the strongest shot you can make!!!"
Well.. he gave her one.. and about 5 minute later she stumbled up towards the bard and slurred out "You're a DICK!!!"
mission accomplished.....


[Edited on Sep 21, 2004 by atxJIMatx]

for my birthday one year, a bartender friend decided to make me a shot that neither of us had heard of before, called a "waterfall." the point of the waterfall shot is to pour the liquor into the chaser while pouring said drink into your mouth, all with the same hand. the instructions give several examples for the liquor and several for the chaser. instead of choosing one of each, she mixed all the liqours and all the chasers.

yeah, so tequila, vodka, whiskey, and rum do not taste good with beer, coke, and orange juice. just so you know.

tequila and red bull.
i dare ya's....

In my experience, the worst is aftershock and orange gatorade, but milk and tequila sounds pretty shitty too.

Blackberry Brandy. My mom used to keep a bottle of it in the kitchen. It's an old home-remedy for the flu. When you were really getting your ass kicked by the flu in my house, you got a shot of blackberry brandy.

When I was about 16, I realized that there was an almost-full bottle of liquor in the house and decided to get drunk...on blackberry brandy. Let me tell you this....purple puke DOES leave a stain.

I agree. It tastes like licorice mixed with mouthwash.

Ha. It kinda made sense when I was 13.
But even then....

"The Green Fairy" in England.


Not very soon - not never, just not soon.

this guy who ran a record store where i'm from bought me a cement mixer on my 21st birthday. i was asking what was in in and he was already laughing. yeah... the baileys and lime juice really does congeal that quickly....worst drink ever.

That's what I waas gonna say. I can't even smell cinnamon Altoids without getting a sour stomach of remembrance.

Back in the day, i tried to "invent" a drink. needless to say galeano, campari, and strawberry yoohoo dont mix well.

I have to say though that i dont understand people who dont like jeager. IT TASTES LIKE MENTHOLATED LICORICE. come on.

[Edited on Sep 21, 2004 by Ryan_Dipietro]

[Edited on Sep 21, 2004 by Ryan_Dipietro]

Dude, Campari