Favourite Quotes...

"He who is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else" Benjamin Franklin

"Marriage is an institution. Who wants to live in an institution?" anon.

"I shot an elephant in my pajama pants this morning, what he was doing in my pajama pants I'll never know" Grocho Marx

"Behind every good man is a woman, behind her his wife" anon

"Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company" and "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." Mark Twain

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back. -Eugene Oneill

Lady Astor: "If you were my hsuband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest"
-Roseanne Barr (unfortunately)

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher regard those who think alike than those who think differently." - Nietzsche

"Have fun storming the castle!"
Miracle Max

"Never fuck a girl named 'Ruby'"
Homeless guy from downtown Dallas

"It is only after losing everything that you're free to do anything"
Tyler Durden

"Hi"
Czar Nikolas III

A professional soldier understands that war means killing people, war means maiming people, war means families left without fathers and mothers. All you have to do is hold your first dying soldier in your arms, and have that terribly futile feeling that his life is flowing out and you can't do anything about it. Then you understand the horror of war. Any soldier worth his salt should be antiwar. And still, there are things worth fighting for.
Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
Edmund Burke

"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars."
William Westmoreland

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
Albert Einstein

I didn't atend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein

For I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for a time in utter laziness. I've lifted, pulled, chopped, climbed, made love with joy and taken my hangovers as a consequence, not as a punishment.

-John Steinbeck

If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

Red Green

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

-Arthur C. Clarke

Also:

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you, man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

--Mike Tyson

"They say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait."

Chad Kroeger, Spiderman.

Light never battles darkness, so when you see a fight it is always between two dark forces.

(Vernon Howard).

"Either lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way."

- Lee Iacocca

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.
Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken."

- Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash.

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails." - Yuri Orlov

'Balls! We want the finest wines availible to humanity. We want them here, and we want them now!'

Well the whole script of Withnail and I.