Favourite Quotes...

I love quotations, just like a few quotations point out how pointless quotations are....

It's a great thing to be quoted! You'll live forever, people will cite you, and put you in front of their writings, and you'll live forever...

just one from my journal at the moment:

It is not her body that he wants but it is only through her body that he can take possession of another human being, so he must labor upon her body, he must enter her body, to make his claim. - Joyce Caroll Oates.

"Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live"

Charles Bukowski

"To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware."

David Byrne

"for every beautiful woman, there is a guy that is tired of fucking her."

~anon (or this guy J.M. i used to work with..)

I adore Joyce Carol Oates...

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

- Winston Churchill

"I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up"


~Indiana Jones

"fuck you, i am fuckin dying here"
Mr Orange

"you're one of those don't call me a chick kinda chicks aren't you?"

-bart simpson

"Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles"
Alex - A Clockwork Orange

"I'll bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible" - charlie bucket

"Ashes to ashes; poop to poop." -Stormy

"Muhammad Ali in his prime was MUCH better than anti-lock brakes"

"please slow down, i just threw up in my mouth"

teddy, summer 02

"Good taste is the enemy of creativity"

Pablo Picasso

"In the world of power there is no equality" - Camus

Though I might be remembering wrong

"He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
-Max Payne

"Sooner or later it was going to catch up with you. You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."
-Max Payne

"If at all possible, I prefer to forge my own path through life, then call it "destiny" once the cards have settled."
-Lezard Valeth

"Don't blame us, blame yourself or God."
-Delita Hyral

"Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements."
-Ashley Riot

Yeah, mine are all from video games. Too bad.

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a sterile promotory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this mighty o'rehanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire; why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, how like an angel in aprehension, how like a God! The beauty of the world, paragon of animals; and yet to me, what is this quintessence of dusk. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither, nor women neither.

Withanil.... (Hamlet)

i'm not going to edit for my spelling error

"Screw you buddy. And I don't like Tolstoy either" - Charles Bukowski

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra

"Most people are like Slinkies. They aren't good for much, but it is fun to watch them fall down stairs. "

"the cactus is known for its loyalty and obedience"

Brandon,Home movies

''You can t shag a personality''

A guy I used to work with said that and it cracked me up

Probably my favorite Mike Tyson quote on his interests outside of boxing ...

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars."

-Oscar Wilde