Screw my wishlist.....just buy me THIS

and I'll be your bitch.

if you were a hot chick maybe :

you want a sickly green ironing board?

what is that, a $3,000 board? ha, your fuckin nuts man if you think ill get you that. lemme just go trade my truck in for it or something

it's a surfboard?

Why is that such a good surfboard?

It's a surfboard. More specifically a 9'2" Stewart Hydro-Hull longboard. It retails for about $550.

why must we have such refined taste in equipment

Gnu Altered Genetics - $559

Burton Catrels - $199.95

luckly i pay wholesale not retail, but this is just one set up i have to buy

i reiderate Cash's above statment, will be your bitch for above gear

where do you surf in Jersey? i thought there were all those needles and shit on the beach there...

c'mon, what's a few grand between intraweb strangers?

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I need these, in pink, and red, please.

Thre are several surfing spots in my immediate area. There's Ventnor, Margate, Longport, Ocean City, Atlantic City, Brigantine...and that's all within a 20 minute drive...tops. I can walk to my local surf spot There is surfing all along the Jersey Shore...from Sandy Hook to Cape May. (That's a span of 120 miles for you non-locals)

My bitches don't board.

Done!!!!! as long as you buy me a new funshape......

How about some skateboards from the late 80's

Hell, you buy me that Stewart and you can have my vintage 70's single-fin funboard.

seriously, i think flux will get her book before cash gets his board.

dude, just go to home depot and buy a sheet of plywood.

hellsbell...if were talkin boards here...then i want this:

http://www.pizzahut.com

You know what to do.

Dude, no offense, but for 500 ducats, those books better be bound in HUMAN ASS.

I could really use one of these for...um...medical reasons.


[Edited on Sep 14, 2004 by DOBERMANN]