holy piss?

ok

i was thinkin bout this at work the other day...

saaaaaaay youve got a priest...fighting an unholy army of vampires

now, if weve learned anything from hollywood holy water kills vampires

and all holy water is is jus regular water blessed by the priest

soooooo could the priest whip out his dick and bless the piss coming out of him thus killin the vampires?

or do you think hed have to drink a lotta holy water an eata buncha garlic first?

I don't see why not, apparently priests can bless whatever the fuck they want, and any blessed item will hurt a vampire.

Oh man, that scene totally sounds like it belongs in "From Dusk till Dawn"

what pissed me off bout that movie is when they had all the vampires in that tunnel, they didnt start chuckin holy water balloons! they coulda tooken out just bout all of em, stupidasses

I'm thinking it wouldn't, because then the preist's cock would have to be blessed....

then again, that would explain all those lawsuits....

... this site never ceases to get me a good laugh. which is needed after my shitty work days.

This should be a Hidden Cameras thread.





[Edited on Sep 09, 2004 by Lemonkid]

you know what pissed me off about that movie?

it wasted several minutes of my life before i turned it off.

mmmm drugs are bad..k

HA im glad i wasnt the only one who thought of that movie while readin this... wow i love it!!!

well, if he derives some sort of sick pleasure from pissing on people, that would be a sin, and render his status somewhat less than holy. result: satiated vamps, and one priestly gore fest

If said priest is only obeying the will of god, yadda yadda ya, then one could assume a certain level of effectiveness, roughly based on how much piss is involved. Unless he's got one helluva monster road trip 25 minute piss of legends brewin, it's not too likely the vamps will get anything but smelly, vaguely singed, and angry. result: dead holy man, but hey, at least the vamps have to spend some cash on drycleaning

Kinda like the scene from Dogma with the blessed golf clubs.... I know it wasnt a vampire, but same difference

Yes. Priest piss is holy.

Holy Priest Piss Batman!

of course it's what they baptise their sex slaves in.

i'm offically going to hell.