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circus_fuck

circus_fuck

New York, NY
May 2004

SEP 09, 2004 05:18 PM


ok

i was thinkin bout this at work the other day...

saaaaaaay youve got a priest...fighting an unholy army of vampires

now, if weve learned anything from hollywood holy water kills vampires

and all holy water is is jus regular water blessed by the priest

soooooo could the priest whip out his dick and bless the piss coming out of him thus killin the vampires?

or do you think hed have to drink a lotta holy water an eata buncha garlic first? surreal

Dave_the_Robot

Dave_the_Robot

Atlanta, GA
September 2004

SEP 09, 2004 05:21 PM

I don't see why not, apparently priests can bless whatever the fuck they want, and any blessed item will hurt a vampire.

Oh man, that scene totally sounds like it belongs in "From Dusk till Dawn"

circus_fuck

circus_fuck

New York, NY
May 2004

SEP 09, 2004 05:22 PM

what pissed me off bout that movie is when they had all the vampires in that tunnel, they didnt start chuckin holy water balloons! they coulda tooken out just bout all of em, stupidasses

zenFish

zenFish

Calgary, AB
August 2004

SEP 09, 2004 05:27 PM

I'm thinking it wouldn't, because then the preist's cock would have to be blessed....

then again, that would explain all those lawsuits....

... this site never ceases to get me a good laugh. which is needed after my shitty work days.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC
May 2003

SEP 09, 2004 06:23 PM

This should be a Hidden Cameras thread.





[Edited on Sep 09, 2004 by Lemonkid]

heybartender

heybartender

I'm lost
August 2003

SEP 09, 2004 06:25 PM

you know what pissed me off about that movie?

it wasted several minutes of my life before i turned it off.

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

SEP 09, 2004 07:18 PM

mmmm drugs are bad..k

TheDishwasher

TheDishwasher

Frederick, MD
July 2004

SEP 09, 2004 07:25 PM

WrongTurn said:
I don't see why not, apparently priests can bless whatever the fuck they want, and any blessed item will hurt a vampire.

Oh man, that scene totally sounds like it belongs in "From Dusk till Dawn"


HA im glad i wasnt the only one who thought of that movie while readin this... wow i love it!!!

sicpowered

sicpowered

Sonoma, CA
October 2003

SEP 09, 2004 07:27 PM

well, if he derives some sort of sick pleasure from pissing on people, that would be a sin, and render his status somewhat less than holy. result: satiated vamps, and one priestly gore fest

If said priest is only obeying the will of god, yadda yadda ya, then one could assume a certain level of effectiveness, roughly based on how much piss is involved. Unless he's got one helluva monster road trip 25 minute piss of legends brewin, it's not too likely the vamps will get anything but smelly, vaguely singed, and angry. result: dead holy man, but hey, at least the vamps have to spend some cash on drycleaning

Crim

Crim

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

SEP 09, 2004 08:35 PM

WrongTurn said:
I don't see why not, apparently priests can bless whatever the fuck they want, and any blessed item will hurt a vampire.



Kinda like the scene from Dogma with the blessed golf clubs.... I know it wasnt a vampire, but same difference bok

Kosomot

Kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

SEP 09, 2004 09:10 PM

Yes. Priest piss is holy.

deadandburied

deadandburied

I'm lost
March 2004

SEP 09, 2004 09:20 PM

Holy Priest Piss Batman!

AccNasty

AccNasty

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2003

SEP 09, 2004 10:22 PM

kosomot said:
Yes. Priest piss is holy.



of course it's what they baptise their sex slaves in.

i'm offically going to hell.