NEWS: Nice Shootin', Fido

CULTURE: Nice Shootin', Fido

A moron named Jerry Allen Bradford in Pensacola, FL, decided to deal with a litter of 3 month old shepard-mix puppies he couldn't give them away by shooting them in the head. The brainless piece of crap shot 3 of them. Then one of the puppies decided to take the law into its own paws.

This waste of protoplasm has been charged with 3 counts of animal cruelty for shooting the other three puppies. There's no mention about where the puppy managed to shoot him, but here's hoping that if it couldn't manage to finish him off for the good of us all, he shot him in the junk so his shitty DNA cannot continue to pollute the gene pool.

Pup Shoots Man, Saves Litter Mates

There's no word for how weird that story is.

I smell a conspirary.... I say there's a second gunpup

We'll find out in Olver Stone's next movie, JFK9.

only on sg
good for the pup though

[Edited on Sep 09, 2004 11:08AM]

It was Lassie on the grassy knoll...

How sick do you have to be to shoot a puppy? I bet this pup gets adopted quick...

YES!!!!

Oh man, yet another reason to love dogs...

This needs a FLORIDA tag.

[Edited on Sep 09, 2004 by SmellinOfTroy]

The puppy tagged the guy in the wrist. What I loved about seeing this on tv was the anchorwoman saying, "Next: A man shot by his dog" or something like that. You can imagine my curiousity upon hearing that totally out there statement.

Bah, double posts suck, sorry.

[Edited on Sep 09, 2004 by WrongTurn]

Good dog! If that pup is smart enough to shoot the fuck-up that irresponsibly bred, then murdered his litter, I bet he'll get adopted quick too. Go puppy!

As for the human, he'll get a short sentence for animal cruelty - if the puppy didn't fuck him up enough, I hope some animal-lovin prisoner does.

The propaganda machine known as western media has twisted this story and perverted the truth! I will only comment on this once Common Dreams makes an analysis of events so as to free my mind from propagandists interests!

Fight for your rights, puppies!

I wonder if the puppy got all ghetto on his ass and barked "I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch!" right before shooting him...

Oh man, I actually thought for a second that the guy would get a short sentence, and then he'd be right back out on the streets, and then he'll kill the puppy that got him. Then I realized that that was perhaps the stupidest story of revenge I have ever heard of .

I am saddened by the killing of the puppies and completely unaffected by the shooting of the man. Does this make me a terrible human?

its just a pity the puppy didn't bite his knackers off too. the fucking toenail.

Nuh....Nuh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Die you worthless piece of shit!

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[Edited on Sep 09, 2004 by demetrius_z]

The man was shooting puppies for the stupidest of reasons. I have no sympathy for that bastard. Neither should anyone else.

After a long and happy life.

Yeah. But let's not get all PETA over this. In fact, I'd love to hear PETA's stance on this.

horray for the pup,anyidea whats happening now with the story..?

[Edited on Sep 09, 2004 12:07PM]

I have a plethera of options should the time ever come when I puppies must die, none of which would be to blow their skulls apart in my backyard. But I'd prefer to have all the puppies in the world pounce around in fields of daisies and live happily ever after.

My job title is not Farmer, nor is it Slaughterhouse Lady and therefore I do in fact pay "someone else" to kill my dinner. I also pay "someone else" to change the oil in my car and fix nails when they break. I fail to see the point you were making.

I just saw those dogs on TV. They are SO CUTE.

Fucking bastard. The bullet hit him in the wrist. Hopefully he will loose his hand. It comforts me to know skinheads are beating his ass right now, in jail.

I love Karma.

Is it Karma, or just what you get when you're an uncoordinated dipshit juggling puppies and a shotgun?