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Dogmai

Dogmai

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 08, 2004 10:12 AM

is it ok to crap yourself if you don't like the person whos pants you are wearing?

discuss. biggrin

AccNasty

AccNasty

Pittsburgh, PA
September 2003

SEP 08, 2004 10:19 AM

As long as you don't spend alot of time in the pants after the fact you crapped in them. If you take them off with in the freshing crapping time frame, i assume it'd be okay.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

SEP 08, 2004 10:20 AM

The only time it's ever okay to crap yourself is if your elaborate trap involving the docks and twenty gallons of gas fails to bring down Jason once and for all.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

SEP 08, 2004 10:20 AM

Why are you wearing their pants if you don't like them?

And what does an Australian mean when they say "pants"? Is that "undergarments" or "trousers"? smile Not that it makes much difference.

I don't think I'd crap myself at all. I'm pretty sure that level of like I have for the owner of my lower-half-garment wouldn't be something I'd be considering.

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

SEP 08, 2004 10:20 AM

i think so, especially if said person doesn't know you're wearing them.

Dogmai

Dogmai

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 08, 2004 10:23 AM

demetrius_z said:
Why are you wearing their pants if you don't like them?

And what does an Australian mean when they say "pants"? Is that "undergarments" or "trousers"? smile Not that it makes much difference.



lets just say...going commando in someone elses trousers/jeans

[Edited on Sep 08, 2004 by Dogmai]

Sep05

Sep05

Annandale, VA
January 2004

SEP 08, 2004 10:25 AM

UnnecessaryZ said:
The only time it's ever okay to crap yourself is if your elaborate trap involving the docks and twenty gallons of gas fails to bring down Jason once and for all.



Yes I have to agree. I'll assume you're watching it right now also?

miss_lady

miss_lady

I'm lost
July 2003

SEP 08, 2004 10:27 AM

Miss Manners says that is a faux pas.

Dogmai

Dogmai

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 08, 2004 10:31 AM

MEROVINGIAN said:

Dogmai said:
is it ok to crap yourself if you don't like the person whos pants you are wearing?

discuss. biggrin




I wasn't aware that there was any boundaries at all to what you can do to a person you dislike. Crap away my friend....crap away. *wipes tears from eyes*

Damn I love this country



the thing is you're technically doing something to yourself, but its nothing that a good hosing won't fix...

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

SEP 08, 2004 10:35 AM

Yes, yes it is.

Dogmai

Dogmai

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 08, 2004 04:36 PM

cool...just wanted to check out the rsponse i got for the new slogan i'm gonna put on a t-shirt biggrin

i amuse myself

CrackRockSteady7

CrackRockSteady7

Williamsburg, VA
May 2004

SEP 08, 2004 04:41 PM

You aint kool unless ya pee your pants

Dogmai

Dogmai

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 08, 2004 04:45 PM

CrackRockSteady7 said:
You aint kool unless ya pee your pants



man wetting yourself is so 2003, thses days you've really got to soil yourself in the worst way. and if your ultra-extreme you take your pants off afterwards and wear them on your head!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 08, 2004 04:59 PM

Depends upon consistency and location.

68stretch

68stretch

Portland, OR
March 2003

SEP 08, 2004 05:04 PM

why wouldn't you take the pants off and then poop on them rather than in them. Unless, the act of pooping yourself makes the prank more intimate.

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

SEP 08, 2004 05:04 PM

This thread reminded me that while camping this weekend there was a hilarious poopy situation. A friend of ours (a really big buff athletic guy) went hiking with the rest of the boys in some caves near the cabin we were staying at. He had noticed his belly didn't feel right earlier but figured it was too many beers the night before. Then... as they made their way through this cave checking stuff out someone tripped and fell down and everyone busted up laughing.

So this one guy (who shall remain nameless cause he could seriously squash me) chuckled and immediately noticed a BAAAAAD sensation down below... realizing that he had just shat himself. So there he was... in the middle of this cave... with about ten other guys and no TP or anything. So he dropped trou.. cleaned up as best as he could with his drawers... and then abandoned them in the darkness of the cave.

When he got back to the cabin he borrowed some baby wipes and cleaned up a bit more... and then it was all back to the normal fun and games. There is just something about it though... and knowing that such a big studly man in his 30's had crapped his pants... that still keeps me smiling...

billybillybilly

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN
March 2004

SEP 08, 2004 05:07 PM

my what positive and thoughtful responses. cheers

Sen

Sen

USA
January 2004

SEP 08, 2004 05:10 PM

Why not just take them off and crap in them while holding them open or something?

chrongod

chrongod

Guelph, ON
May 2003

SEP 08, 2004 05:22 PM

no it is not okay, however if you first take the pants off, crap in them then put them under everything in the other persons gym bag that would just be funny. mad

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

SEP 08, 2004 05:25 PM

It is never okay to crap yourself on purpose.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 08, 2004 05:26 PM

After much consideration I have decided it's ok unless you're in a pool.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 08, 2004 05:28 PM

psychoholicagogo said:
After much consideration I have decided it's ok unless you're in a pool.


Dogmai

Dogmai

United Kingdom
September 2004

SEP 08, 2004 05:30 PM

68stretch said:
why wouldn't you take the pants off and then poop on them rather than in them. Unless, the act of pooping yourself makes the prank more intimate.



yeah i think it would make more of a statement that you were willing to do this to yourself just to get to them...

it would be even funnier if you then scooped out a handful and threw it at them!

vader

vader

Las Vegas, NV
OLD SKOOL

SEP 08, 2004 05:34 PM

this would be perfect for that advice column dealio

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

SEP 08, 2004 05:43 PM

psychoholicagogo said:
After much consideration I have decided it's ok unless you're in a pool.



What if you were a pool cleaner and you were wearing the pool owners pants and he had just pushed you into said pool?

I'm just sayin'... ooo aaa

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