is it ok to crap yourself...

is it ok to crap yourself if you don't like the person whos pants you are wearing?

discuss.

As long as you don't spend alot of time in the pants after the fact you crapped in them. If you take them off with in the freshing crapping time frame, i assume it'd be okay.

The only time it's ever okay to crap yourself is if your elaborate trap involving the docks and twenty gallons of gas fails to bring down Jason once and for all.

Why are you wearing their pants if you don't like them?

And what does an Australian mean when they say "pants"? Is that "undergarments" or "trousers"? Not that it makes much difference.

I don't think I'd crap myself at all. I'm pretty sure that level of like I have for the owner of my lower-half-garment wouldn't be something I'd be considering.

i think so, especially if said person doesn't know you're wearing them.

lets just say...going commando in someone elses trousers/jeans

[Edited on Sep 08, 2004 by Dogmai]

Yes I have to agree. I'll assume you're watching it right now also?

Miss Manners says that is a faux pas.

the thing is you're technically doing something to yourself, but its nothing that a good hosing won't fix...

Yes, yes it is.

cool...just wanted to check out the rsponse i got for the new slogan i'm gonna put on a t-shirt

i amuse myself

You aint kool unless ya pee your pants

man wetting yourself is so 2003, thses days you've really got to soil yourself in the worst way. and if your ultra-extreme you take your pants off afterwards and wear them on your head!

Depends upon consistency and location.

why wouldn't you take the pants off and then poop on them rather than in them. Unless, the act of pooping yourself makes the prank more intimate.

This thread reminded me that while camping this weekend there was a hilarious poopy situation. A friend of ours (a really big buff athletic guy) went hiking with the rest of the boys in some caves near the cabin we were staying at. He had noticed his belly didn't feel right earlier but figured it was too many beers the night before. Then... as they made their way through this cave checking stuff out someone tripped and fell down and everyone busted up laughing.

So this one guy (who shall remain nameless cause he could seriously squash me) chuckled and immediately noticed a BAAAAAD sensation down below... realizing that he had just shat himself. So there he was... in the middle of this cave... with about ten other guys and no TP or anything. So he dropped trou.. cleaned up as best as he could with his drawers... and then abandoned them in the darkness of the cave.

When he got back to the cabin he borrowed some baby wipes and cleaned up a bit more... and then it was all back to the normal fun and games. There is just something about it though... and knowing that such a big studly man in his 30's had crapped his pants... that still keeps me smiling...

my what positive and thoughtful responses. cheers

Why not just take them off and crap in them while holding them open or something?

no it is not okay, however if you first take the pants off, crap in them then put them under everything in the other persons gym bag that would just be funny.

It is never okay to crap yourself on purpose.

After much consideration I have decided it's ok unless you're in a pool.

yeah i think it would make more of a statement that you were willing to do this to yourself just to get to them...

it would be even funnier if you then scooped out a handful and threw it at them!

this would be perfect for that advice column dealio

What if you were a pool cleaner and you were wearing the pool owners pants and he had just pushed you into said pool?

I'm just sayin'...