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9/10/04

I sneeze every day at the same time

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Are You Up? What Are You Doing? [2]

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The Duke - a photo love story (part 1) [3]

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well that settles that

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Darkest Hour - Mike Schleibaum

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No Foamy? What? Go! You will LOVE him!

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apparently its 1:05 [2]

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NEWS: Hef, the New Superhero?

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where should i move?

I_Poop_Too_Much

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NEWS: Secret Cinema Found in Catacombs Under Paris [2]

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WTF PIRATES?!?! [3]

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Add to the story above

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Most Badass Futon Ever!

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Nightmare Before Christmas Haunted Mansion

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New Jeopardy! Champion??? [2]

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Star Trek Nigerian Scam

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Green Day RINGTONES!!!

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NEWS: Nice Shootin', Fido [2]

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Masterbating to Dan Rather

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Daniel Robert Epstein: John C. Reilly

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I learned a disgusting new word today. [3]

waltflanagansdog

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Keith Daniels: Calexico

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Scavenger Hunt [3]

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Queen Latifah

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rawgan and breathan

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Underground Cinema takes on a new meaning

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The Impossible Riddle [2]

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NEWS: Beauty NOT in the Eye of the Beholder [5]

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I need a hit man! [2]

SarcasticMenace

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Now this is impressive

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Computer Help!!!

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SarcasticMenace

Tunnel, NY

May 2004

SEP 08, 2004 03:36 AM

Idjiit said:
I'm guessing these:

will be cheaper than this:

I'd totally do that guy.

properphuct

Marietta, GA

September 2004

SEP 08, 2004 09:47 AM

SurfBetty said:

SarcasticMenace said:
Could someone please come and kill my roommate? He's in the next room snoring one of those high-pitched, back-of-the-throat snores, and I'm going to jump out the window any second now.

Pretty please? I'll pay you in home-made cookies (made by the victim, himself) and pork rinds.

I need Midol.

hey if you find somebody give me their business card....mkay

Me too... especially if they'll do it for cookies and pork rinds. The cheapest I can get is a 6-pack.

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT

December 2002

SEP 08, 2004 09:53 AM

you get me these and he is as good as dead, or at least i'll gut the fat from his neck

valen

Manhattan, KS

January 2004

SEP 08, 2004 10:25 AM

You should talk to my wife. Blossom is full Itialian and I believe some of her relatives have more than one family.

SarcasticMenace

Tunnel, NY

May 2004

SEP 08, 2004 10:28 PM

Thanks for all the heartfelt responses. He's doing it again, so please hurry.

And FYI, hit man is two separate words according to Merriam-Webster. *sticks out tongue at MEROVINGIAN*

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