I hope that fucker Jared gains all his weight back and dies of a burst artery. At least then we won't have to hear from his sorry ass anymore.
i don't know. for a commercial, the new subway one i saw wasn't as bad as all that. it was just the aforementioned jared saying, "mcdonalds is crap, subway is moderately healthy--you decide."
You know what? I just plain hate fast food commercials on the whole. If I want your freaking greaseball burger or overpriced deli sammich, I'll go buy one. Quit ramming the fuckers down my throat (figurativley speaking) with your bad acting and not-so-catchy-as-you-seem-to-think jingles.
(singing) 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...big mac
You know what? I just plain hate fast food commercials on the whole. If I want your freaking greaseball burger or overpriced deli sammich, I'll go buy one. Quit ramming the fuckers down my throat (figurativley speaking) with your bad acting and not-so-catchy-as-you-seem-to-think jingles.
(singing) 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...big mac
Don't make me bust out my ball-gag and studded paddle, missy.
You know what? I just plain hate fast food commercials on the whole. If I want your freaking greaseball burger or overpriced deli sammich, I'll go buy one. Quit ramming the fuckers down my throat (figurativley speaking) with your bad acting and not-so-catchy-as-you-seem-to-think jingles.
(singing) 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...big mac
Don't make me bust out my ball-gag and studded paddle, missy.
(chanting) big mac, filet o' fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies...
does that make u break out the ball-gag and studded paddle
Are we talking about the commercials in which a zombie anorexic slowly masticates her deep-fried chiken strips while a retarded guy searches in vain for his toy?
Scopitone said:
So it's safe to assume that you aren't...lovin' it?
Thanks, I needed that, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
I'm wondering who the target demographic is for the new McDonald's commercials - idiots? I'll be the first one to admit that there are lots of really, really, incredibly stupid people out there, but I think McDonald's is the first company to overtly target them in advertising.
oh my fucking god. the guy that's in the chicken selects commercial set in the office (absolutely the worst one) IS IN A NEW ONE. they must have thought, "we got such a great response to that spot, let's get him back to do another one!" kill me now.
I always feel so bad for that woman in what i think is the first one (first one i saw anyway) she's in a bad hat or something, and she's jumping all over reading these inane lines.. I can just imagine the scene..
*beep* camera goes off
woman: ..oh thank god... ...someone please shoot me now...
mcdonalds exec: okay, now we'd like you to hand upside down from the chandelier and scream at the little penguins running up to the table to get away from your yumbly new chicken selects....
rottenart
Norman, OK
February 2004
SEP 02, 2004 11:14 AM