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rottenart

rottenart

Norman, OK
February 2004

SEP 02, 2004 11:14 AM

Krash said:
Oh, one more thing...

I hope that fucker Jared gains all his weight back and dies of a burst artery. At least then we won't have to hear from his sorry ass anymore.



i don't know. for a commercial, the new subway one i saw wasn't as bad as all that. it was just the aforementioned jared saying, "mcdonalds is crap, subway is moderately healthy--you decide."


Oninotaki

oninotaki

Ypsilanti, MI
March 2003

SEP 02, 2004 11:19 AM

hoisin said:
I'm fidning the Yum Chums aimed at kids over here really sinister right now!

You'll see what I mean.

2 minute adverts designed to be just like a TV cartoon (it even has a little bit of text saying 'advert' on the screen. Awful awful awful)

Ronald McDonald is a freak.

this is why they are doing it. the Hypocrisy!

[Edited on Sep 02, 2004 by hoisin]



Ronald with a british accent scares me....

Selane

Selane

New York, NY
November 2003

SEP 02, 2004 11:22 AM

Krash said:
I'm also really sick of the stupid "Angus Diet" commercials that Burger King has put out.



"Dr. Angus is not a real doctor".

"The Angus Diet is not an actual diet".

So whoever said they are targetting idiots with these commercials is probably correct tongue

[Edited on Sep 02, 2004 by Selane]

jawyoga

jawyoga

Boston, MA
March 2004

SEP 02, 2004 11:23 AM

Krash said:


You know what? I just plain hate fast food commercials on the whole. If I want your freaking greaseball burger or overpriced deli sammich, I'll go buy one. Quit ramming the fuckers down my throat (figurativley speaking) with your bad acting and not-so-catchy-as-you-seem-to-think jingles.



(singing) 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...big mac kiss

Deux

Deux

Oak Grove, KY
January 2003

SEP 02, 2004 11:31 AM

jawyoga said:

Krash said:


You know what? I just plain hate fast food commercials on the whole. If I want your freaking greaseball burger or overpriced deli sammich, I'll go buy one. Quit ramming the fuckers down my throat (figurativley speaking) with your bad acting and not-so-catchy-as-you-seem-to-think jingles.



(singing) 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...big mac kiss



Don't make me bust out my ball-gag and studded paddle, missy.

wink

karaokejihad

karaokejihad

Saint Paul, MN
December 2002

SEP 02, 2004 11:47 AM

Jeff_Fries said:

Krash said:
Oh, one more thing...

I hope that fucker Jared gains all his weight back and dies of a burst artery. At least then we won't have to hear from his sorry ass anymore.


Another recent former fatty:



so he's skinnier, or that's the skinny him?

jawyoga

jawyoga

Boston, MA
March 2004

SEP 02, 2004 01:00 PM

Krash said:

jawyoga said:

Krash said:


You know what? I just plain hate fast food commercials on the whole. If I want your freaking greaseball burger or overpriced deli sammich, I'll go buy one. Quit ramming the fuckers down my throat (figurativley speaking) with your bad acting and not-so-catchy-as-you-seem-to-think jingles.



(singing) 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...big mac kiss



Don't make me bust out my ball-gag and studded paddle, missy.

wink



(chanting) big mac, filet o' fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shakes, sundaes and apple pies...
does that make u break out the ball-gag and studded paddle kiss

hack

hack

Canada
February 2003

SEP 02, 2004 02:57 PM

Are we talking about the commercials in which a zombie anorexic slowly masticates her deep-fried chiken strips while a retarded guy searches in vain for his toy?

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

SEP 02, 2004 03:02 PM

Selane said:

Krash said:
I'm also really sick of the stupid "Angus Diet" commercials that Burger King has put out.



"Dr. Angus is not a real doctor".

"The Angus Diet is not an actual diet".

So whoever said they are targetting idiots with these commercials is probably correct tongue

[Edited on Sep 02, 2004 by Selane]



the angus burger is pretty good. It actually tastes like beef.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

SEP 02, 2004 03:03 PM

Can someone explain the Chicken Select commercials? I don't think I've seen them.

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 02, 2004 04:01 PM

legionnaire said:

Scopitone said:
So it's safe to assume that you aren't...lovin' it?


Thanks, I needed that, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I'm wondering who the target demographic is for the new McDonald's commercials - idiots? I'll be the first one to admit that there are lots of really, really, incredibly stupid people out there, but I think McDonald's is the first company to overtly target them in advertising.



Anything for YOU, birthday boy!

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

SEP 02, 2004 04:08 PM

hoisin said:
I'm fidning the Yum Chums aimed at kids over here really sinister right now!

You'll see what I mean.

2 minute adverts designed to be just like a TV cartoon (it even has a little bit of text saying 'advert' on the screen. Awful awful awful)

Ronald McDonald is a freak.

this is why they are doing it. the Hypocrisy!

[Edited on Sep 02, 2004 by hoisin]





I am really frightened by the yumchums, as well as the british ronald mcdonald. frown

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

OCT 04, 2004 08:45 PM

oh my fucking god. the guy that's in the chicken selects commercial set in the office (absolutely the worst one) IS IN A NEW ONE. they must have thought, "we got such a great response to that spot, let's get him back to do another one!" kill me now.

JusticeClown

JusticeClown

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

OCT 04, 2004 11:44 PM

I always feel so bad for that woman in what i think is the first one (first one i saw anyway) she's in a bad hat or something, and she's jumping all over reading these inane lines.. I can just imagine the scene..

*beep* camera goes off
woman: ..oh thank god... ...someone please shoot me now...
mcdonalds exec: okay, now we'd like you to hand upside down from the chandelier and scream at the little penguins running up to the table to get away from your yumbly new chicken selects....

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