Those damn McDonald's Chicken Select Commercials

I cannot possibly be the only person who has seen these and immediately wanted to slaughter everyone involved in thier creation can I? These are without a doubt the dumbest commercials I have ever seen in my entire life.

That is all.

So it's safe to assume that you aren't...lovin' it?

I hate them too..no one wants your goddamn chicken strips for $5 ok? Now shut up and make your stupid copies

OMG those are annoying. It's not as bad as the Romeo and Juliet flatbread chicken sandwich commercial though. Remember those?!

i am so fed up with commercials--and yes, chicken strips can eat my ass. it almost makes me wish i was a part of more target demographics. then again, that would probably require me to have the IQ of my dog. hell, even my dog doesn't watch those commercials!

boooo!
hisssss!

I will not be boooo'd! On this day...

i'd have to agree. although they aren't exactly a whole lot worse than the rest of mcdonalds' commercials. there's never been a good one.

But.....McDonald's keeps the hot side hot and the cool side cool! C'mon!

Onoes! Their marketing campaign has failed!

I'm fidning the Yum Chums aimed at kids over here really sinister right now!

You'll see what I mean.

2 minute adverts designed to be just like a TV cartoon (it even has a little bit of text saying 'advert' on the screen. Awful awful awful)

Ronald McDonald is a freak.

this is why they are doing it. the Hypocrisy!

[Edited on Sep 02, 2004 by hoisin]

are you sure you wanna know?

weren't they made of people?!?!?

I hate the subway commercials

how about that dance hall reggae Skippy commercial, with the rapping elephants?

that shit is weird

(especially considering there is a dancehall reggae artist named 'Elephant Man")

That was Soylent Green

Just don't turn on the TV and you'll be just fine

Thanks, I needed that, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I'm wondering who the target demographic is for the new McDonald's commercials - idiots? I'll be the first one to admit that there are lots of really, really, incredibly stupid people out there, but I think McDonald's is the first company to overtly target them in advertising.

I equate EVERY McDonalds commercial to a stinky little present left on my doorstep by Satan himself. They're all evil and annoying.

I'm also really sick of the stupid "Angus Diet" commercials that Burger King has put out. And all the gawddamn Subway commercials must be taken out and burned, as well.

You know what? I just plain hate fast food commercials on the whole. If I want your freaking greaseball burger or overpriced deli sammich, I'll go buy one. Quit ramming the fuckers down my throat (figurativley speaking) with your bad acting and not-so-catchy-as-you-seem-to-think jingles.

Bastards.

Oh, one more thing...

I hope that fucker Jared gains all his weight back and dies of a burst artery. At least then we won't have to hear from his sorry ass anymore.

i hate all the ons for happy meals most

'when were all hear, with disneys brother bear'

Grrrrrrrrrr......makes me want to drown things

I just want to know when fast food companies started serving soylent green instead of food that is made of food. I've had milkshakes where I feel pretty confident that they made it with the same stuff they use to thicken paint. Lucky me Fullerton has so many independant places too poor to use anything but fresh ingredients.

Another recent former fatty: