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Ada

Ada

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

AUG 27, 2004 11:51 AM

How do you guys find time/privacy to masturbate? I've never lived with a boyfriend and I really like my privacy, but at some point this is probably going to come up. What do you guys do?

Boy: "Hey why is the bedroom door closed?" *knocks*
Me: "Don't come in!! I'm... studying."
Boy: "Wait, why is the door locked? What are you doing in there?"
Me: "Nothing! Go away!"
Boy: "But... I need to get my... oh! Ha ha! I know what you're doing in there!"
Me: blush

I know guys can just jerk off in the shower or whatever, but what about when you want to look at porn? Do you just have to wait until the other person isn't around?

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

AUG 27, 2004 11:56 AM

or you could find someone who's ok with it so you don't have to hide it when you want some private time. =)

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 27, 2004 11:58 AM

I've never lived with a s/o. I have nothing to add to the discussion.

Ada

Ada

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

AUG 27, 2004 12:00 PM

Oh it's not that I "have to hide it"... but I just don't see myself saying "excuse me honey I need to go masturbate." It's kind of a private thing.

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:05 PM

I always do it when he is at work....I don't have to hide it either, like you I just like my privacy.....that or in the shower..... biggrin

ClearBrightFire

ClearBrightFire

United Kingdom
November 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:06 PM

I know what you mean,while Im perfectly fine with masturbating in front of the man if say we're both up for it but there are always times when youve just got to do what needs to be done without any assistance!

Sometimes I pop to the toilet to do it,but I have a suspsion he does too,so neither of us mention it!

PerilSensitive

PerilSensitive

Houston, TX
March 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:08 PM

I lived with a s/o for 4 years. Basically it was something we both knew was going on, and we got to "know" when to just let it be. When she would go take a bath for instance, I knew that she would probably be doing that sort of thing. At first I was worried I was doing something wrong. Eventually I realized that it isn't anything like that.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

AUG 27, 2004 12:16 PM

You know when you wake up in the night, and you sort of know that she's rubbing one out, but trying to keep it quiet; well, that's hot as hell.

None of my GFs have minded me having a wank.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:20 PM

demetrius_z said:
You know when you wake up in the night, and you sort of know that she's rubbing one out, but trying to keep it quiet; well, that's hot as hell.




Yeah, unless they haven't had sex with you in 6 months. My ex hated me.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

AUG 27, 2004 12:21 PM

Cash said:
I've never lived with a s/o. I have nothing to add to the discussion.



Nonetheless, it's nice to see you. smile

ClearBrightFire

ClearBrightFire

United Kingdom
November 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:28 PM

demetrius_z said:
You know when you wake up in the night, and you sort of know that she's rubbing one out, but trying to keep it quiet; well, that's hot as hell.

None of my GFs have minded me having a wank.




its just when they poke you in the back with it when youre trying to sleep that bothers me..

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

AUG 27, 2004 12:30 PM

unravled said:

demetrius_z said:
You know when you wake up in the night, and you sort of know that she's rubbing one out, but trying to keep it quiet; well, that's hot as hell.




Yeah, unless they haven't had sex with you in 6 months. My ex hated me.



That would be bad. Also, it'd be pretty bad if they were wearing a dolphin hand puppet.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

AUG 27, 2004 12:30 PM

ClearBrightFire said:

demetrius_z said:
You know when you wake up in the night, and you sort of know that she's rubbing one out, but trying to keep it quiet; well, that's hot as hell.

None of my GFs have minded me having a wank.




its just when they poke you in the back with it when youre trying to sleep that bothers me..



Wait, is 'back' a euphemism? smile

Spelling edit.

[Edited on Aug 27, 2004 by demetrius_z]

NEMESIS26

NEMESIS26

Conyers, GA
August 2004

AUG 27, 2004 12:32 PM

i just wait for everyone to be asleep when i play good cop/bad cop and have to rough up the suspect. my frien kojak prefers his privacy as well.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 27, 2004 12:33 PM

We both know one anothers schedule so it tends to work out well.

Neither of us much minds nor cares if the other person wants some wank time though. Sometimes we invite one another to watch or join in as well.

I know though the shower is a personal favorite location for the both of us. smile

ClearBrightFire

ClearBrightFire

United Kingdom
November 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:33 PM

demetrius_z said:

unravled said:

demetrius_z said:
You know when you wake up in the night, and you sort of know that she's rubbing one out, but trying to keep it quiet; well, that's hot as hell.




Yeah, unless they haven't had sex with you in 6 months. My ex hated me.



That would be bad. Also, it'd be pretty bad if they were wearing a dolphin hand puppet.



there are dolphin puppets involved? Im totally sleeping with the wrong people

scottgstar

scottgstar

Baltimore, MD
September 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:34 PM

It doesn't happen if my girlfreind is home ... That would just be stupid ... Why would someone take there hand over a significent other ... It would only when she's at work and I'm not ... Which is not very often at all ...

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

AUG 27, 2004 12:34 PM

ClearBrightFire said:

demetrius_z said:

unravled said:

demetrius_z said:
You know when you wake up in the night, and you sort of know that she's rubbing one out, but trying to keep it quiet; well, that's hot as hell.




Yeah, unless they haven't had sex with you in 6 months. My ex hated me.



That would be bad. Also, it'd be pretty bad if they were wearing a dolphin hand puppet.



there are dolphin puppets involved? Im totally sleeping with the wrong people




The dolphin hand puppet clip makes me cry. Or laugh? No, cry.

GoatsGoToHell

GoatsGoToHell

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 27, 2004 12:35 PM

scottgstar said:
It doesn't happen if my girlfreind is home ... That would just be stupid ... Why would someone take there hand over a significent other ... It would only when she's at work and I'm not ... Which is not very often at all ...



Because sometimes you just want to get yourself off and not have to worry about pleasing another individual and sometimes the kind of getting off I am in the mood for is something only my hand can provide.

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

AUG 27, 2004 12:35 PM

scottgstar said:
It doesn't happen if my girlfreind is home ... That would just be stupid ... Why would someone take there hand over a significent other ... It would only when she's at work and I'm not ... Which is not very often at all ...



Sometimes an SO isn't in the mood?

VivaDeath

VivaDeath

Jacksonville, FL
October 2003

AUG 27, 2004 12:40 PM

My whole house is wireless, so I just take my laptop in the shower.

delusion

delusion

Santa Barbara, CA
March 2004

AUG 27, 2004 01:14 PM

pale_blue_eyes just does it right in front of me.

we're kinda shameless.

Kayla

Kayla

Dublin, CA
June 2003

AUG 27, 2004 01:19 PM

wow...i just...have sex.

so i guess we dont have that problem.

hyparxis

hyparxis

Oakland, CA
January 2003

AUG 27, 2004 01:43 PM

study-buddies.... wink

HALCY0N

HALCY0N

Quitman, MS
June 2004

AUG 27, 2004 02:27 PM

One day my boyfriend and I were home alone together, and I was laying down resting a bit, not sleeping.. but he thought I was, and rather than ask me he went upstairs and decided to jerk off to videos on the other computer. I went up to see what he was doing that he couldn't do upstairs and saw his bare ass sitting in the chair and porn on the screen. That was the first time I'd ever caught him doing that so I kinda freaked out and made a big deal out of it. From now on he has to make sure I'm really asleep first though.

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