If You Were God

i am god.

i would give my only son to save all of your shitty souls because for one reason or another it is impossible for you to hang out with me as it is now, go figure, i dont make the rules...

i saw this thread and it reminded me that they are remaking the movi"Oh God"
with Ellen DeGenerous as God
i think its gonna suck
she aint funny
and she cannot do any justice to George Burns

if i were god
i would approve all movie casting
id be a pirate/ninja
and id create a food even better than steak

I would go to the cinema to watch The Life of Brian.

[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 by MetaTag]

You are all individuals







I'me not

Hmmm...If I were GOD.....yikes, I cant handle being me......

I'd bitchslap all those uptight, homophobic, intolerant, right-wing tightasses for wrecking my rep with the peoples.

I'd make the perfect sandwich, then eat it.

If I were God:

I'd give everyone a disease that gave them empathy. (I stole that from David Brin)

I'd reduce the price of beer. (I stole that from XTC)

I'd pose as a homeless person begging for money, and for every person that gave me money I would return their donation multiplied by 10,000.

I'd make all dicks the same fucking size so all guys would stop bitching about dick size. I'm still deciding what size that would be...

"...two chicks at the saaaaame time."





plus, lots of flinging poo.



-pb

i certainly wouldn't associate with any of you assholes.

Bad people would be turned into kittens?

I'd give myself a nicer rack......

and then they would be first in line to die when people masturbate.

YES....

a world at my command.... ALL who ever laughed or snickered would fall. ALL WOULD FEAR ME!!!! Anyone who goes against me would be quickly made an example of....

Like Darkseid.

Peace Through Tyranny

And then when people masterbated, they would ejaculate quarters, nickels and dimes instead of the usual goo. People would masterbate a lot...

If I were God.....if I don't believe in myself, would that be blasphemy?

Seconded!

At about 5:45 pm I'd turn the entire I-5 corridor from everett to tacoma into about 8 feet deep of shit and watch those assholes sink. and the Everett S-curves would be FLAMING shit.

That'll teach people how to merge properly.

[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 by hopey]

I would make everyone ants.....and I would hold the Magnifying glass....muahahaha....

If I were God, I'd punch that dude from XTC for writing that shit song about me...
'no dude, i didn't get your letter!! and please stop calling, ass!!"

id start again on a different planet

hahahahahaha! hilarious! i fucking HATE that song!