If You Were God

If you had the power of God or a god what would you do with it?

I would probably spend all day playing tricks on people like having Skittles rain down on Third World countries or maybe switch everyones genitals with the opposite sex for fifteen minutes.




Oh, and I would have a mustache...





...and a sword.

nice big flood and start all over again.

A plague of teletubbies upon the land!

I'd bake a pie so big I couldn't eat it.

I'd cry. As Im sure he/she/it is doing right now

id make sure my family and friends are all taken care of forever.

I had a dream about this last night...weird...

I remember thinking how ironic the world was, but I don't remember why...

so I guess we know what I would do...I would just comment about irony a lot.

I would use the power to make my girlfriend's boobs bigger, make fun of my fellow employees and get a promotion. Err....


[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 by PerilSensitive]

i would have the people put into factory farms while the animlas ran everything

I'd hang out a dive bars drinking PBR and Tequila alot. ---

I would make everyone born covered in tattoos and laugh as people got them inked over in skin color. ---

I would make kittens ferocious and spitfull. ---

I would improve my spelling. ---

I would create a race of people and make them just smart enough to create devices to ruin themselves but not smart enough to not use them. ----

this could go on for hours... I'll stop now.

cover the entire earth in 15ft of snow

I would unleash a zombie toxin upon the world, grab some popcorn and have fun watching people fight off the undead. Then when my job is done, only a handful of people will exist. They will start things from scratch and maybe create a more peacful world. If not, I'll unleash zombie hell again .

lol, sorry, had a dream about this last night. i ended up becoming a zombie at the end of my dream and my dad ended up shooting me. It pissed me off. heh

[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 by Latency]

I would be a vengeful God and strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fyur-rious anger

If I were God...God would be totally awesome!

I am a god...it's not all it's cracked up to be...

'Struth.

If I were god, I'd start capitalizing "god."
That, and SG would have it's own country.

I would be a character in a fairy tail....

I guess I'd be omnipotent...

though never righteous
nor judgemental

but i'd get a big kick out of hearing all those guilty confessions!!!

I'd turn invisible and go into the girls locker room (finally!)

Oh, lots of meaningful stuff like eradicating fatal diseases, blah blah blah.....

then turn the world into my 24-hour gay dance party!

I could never imagine that I could do anything better than God...

Damn... I was gonna say that

If I were God. Nothing would change, Because i would ingore all you fucks as well.

I'd bring back Tupac and Biggie and then let them duke it out in a Celebrity Deathmatch.