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Malchick

Malchick

Syracuse, NY
August 2004

AUG 26, 2004 06:43 AM

If you had the power of God or a god what would you do with it?

I would probably spend all day playing tricks on people like having Skittles rain down on Third World countries or maybe switch everyones genitals with the opposite sex for fifteen minutes.




Oh, and I would have a mustache...





...and a sword.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

AUG 26, 2004 06:48 AM

nice big flood and start all over again.

Truthfatal

Truthfatal

Golden, BC
March 2004

AUG 26, 2004 07:26 AM

A plague of teletubbies upon the land!

RockinRicky

RockinRicky

Denver, CO
July 2003

AUG 26, 2004 07:40 AM

I'd bake a pie so big I couldn't eat it.

Lain

Lain

Astoria, NY
April 2004

AUG 26, 2004 07:47 AM

I'd cry. As Im sure he/she/it is doing right now

fdnymedic

fdnymedic

Brooklyn, NY
December 2003

AUG 26, 2004 07:58 AM

id make sure my family and friends are all taken care of forever.

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

AUG 26, 2004 08:04 AM

I had a dream about this last night...weird...

I remember thinking how ironic the world was, but I don't remember why...

so I guess we know what I would do...I would just comment about irony a lot.

PerilSensitive

PerilSensitive

Houston, TX
March 2003

AUG 26, 2004 08:05 AM

I would use the power to make my girlfriend's boobs bigger, make fun of my fellow employees and get a promotion. Err....


[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 by PerilSensitive]

VeganVixen

VeganVixen

Sandwich, MA
June 2003

AUG 26, 2004 08:08 AM

i would have the people put into factory farms while the animlas ran everything

Stric9

Stric9

Philadelphia, PA
January 2004

AUG 26, 2004 08:12 AM

I'd hang out a dive bars drinking PBR and Tequila alot. ---

I would make everyone born covered in tattoos and laugh as people got them inked over in skin color. ---

I would make kittens ferocious and spitfull. ---

I would improve my spelling. ---

I would create a race of people and make them just smart enough to create devices to ruin themselves but not smart enough to not use them. ----

this could go on for hours... I'll stop now.

NatasKaput

NatasKaput

Bozeman, MT
December 2002

AUG 26, 2004 08:14 AM

cover the entire earth in 15ft of snow

Latency

Latency

Canada
August 2004

AUG 26, 2004 08:17 AM

I would unleash a zombie toxin upon the world, grab some popcorn and have fun watching people fight off the undead. Then when my job is done, only a handful of people will exist. They will start things from scratch and maybe create a more peacful world. If not, I'll unleash zombie hell again smile.

lol, sorry, had a dream about this last night. i ended up becoming a zombie at the end of my dream and my dad ended up shooting me. It pissed me off. heh

[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 by Latency]

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

AUG 26, 2004 08:22 AM

I would be a vengeful God and strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fyur-rious angermad
tongue

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 26, 2004 08:25 AM

If I were God...God would be totally awesome!

Silva

Silva

SUICIDEGIRL

Japan

AUG 26, 2004 08:26 AM

all the ppl would turn into one so nobody feel lonely...

priapus

priapus

I'm lost
January 2004

AUG 26, 2004 09:37 AM

I am a god...it's not all it's cracked up to be...

TANK_Ex_Mortis

TANK_Ex_Mortis

Yellow Springs, OH
January 2004

AUG 26, 2004 09:40 AM

Cash said:
If I were God...God would be totally awesome!


'Struth.

If I were god, I'd start capitalizing "god."
That, and SG would have it's own country.

sinner696

sinner696

Trenton, NJ
August 2004

AUG 26, 2004 10:02 AM

I would be a character in a fairy tail....

adny

adny

Barbados
July 2004

AUG 26, 2004 10:15 AM

I guess I'd be omnipotent...

though never righteous
nor judgemental

but i'd get a big kick out of hearing all those guilty confessions!!!

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

AUG 26, 2004 10:25 AM

I'd turn invisible and go into the girls locker room (finally!)

miss_lady

miss_lady

I'm lost
July 2003

AUG 26, 2004 10:33 AM

Oh, lots of meaningful stuff like eradicating fatal diseases, blah blah blah.....

then turn the world into my 24-hour gay dance party!

n8tvegrl

n8tvegrl

Bend, OR
February 2004

AUG 26, 2004 10:36 AM

I could never imagine that I could do anything better than God...

Clunk

Clunk

I'm lost
August 2004

AUG 26, 2004 10:41 AM

Idjiit said:
When I'm God everyone dies.



Damn... I was gonna say that smile

Kosomot

kosomot

Pompano Beach, FL
November 2003

AUG 26, 2004 10:53 AM

If I were God. Nothing would change, Because i would ingore all you fucks as well. surreal

PyronauticA

PyronauticA

Clarkston, WA
July 2002

AUG 26, 2004 11:09 AM

I'd bring back Tupac and Biggie and then let them duke it out in a Celebrity Deathmatch.

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