Pay attention to meee!

No, you all need to pay more attention to me 'cause I'm tired and hyper and you should all appreciate my tired hyper pseudo-wit because it's funny and involves long sentences and not typing enough periods.

I'm not sure why I started that sentence with "no," but I did and it's your own damn fault for doing whatever it was you did to make me do whatever it was I'm talking about.

No, I don't think I'm funny. Well... I guess I think I'm funny, but that's probably because I'm really tired. I don't expect you to think I'm funny, though. I just expect you to pay attention to me. Hopefully positive attention and not like name-calling or feces-throwing or whatever it is you kids do nowadays.

I'm not sure if I'm done with this post, but I think I am. You probably think so too.
But who asked YOU!? Mind your own business.





And people complain about people starting threads when they're drunk...

's okay...

I respond to threads that make no sense when I'm drunk too!

Go Tank!

You really shouldn't encourage him, TIWWA.

i'm drunk and you're not funny. go to bed.

I'm funny and you're not drunk..I AM in bed

Maybe you're just too drunk to appreciate my subtle brand of humor.

or you're too tired to realize you aren't funny.

You're more drunk than funny, or maybe i'm less funny than you're drunk

On the contrary, I realize I'm not funny, I'm just too tired to care.

lol


p.s. -B&

I've always thought you were funny.

Squog touches me deeply (ha ha).

Now take your Ritalin.

I will pay attention to you when someone comments on the thread I started

You know, there’s an entire site devoted to that sort of thing.

Only Bob Dole and Disco Stu refer to themselves in the third person, knock that off.

I think this is another vote for a separate board for drunken people.

I like potatoes!

I'm totally older than you Tank. It's rare on this site, but I'm significantly older. That's all the attention you'll get from me.

i think i did.

What, you expect me to remember all the tits I've complimented on this site? Then I'd have no room in my brain for stuff like the names of all the Pokemon or the words to Everyday People!

Mo' like... Squog WISHES he touches you deeply... Or something... I dunno.
Ritalin's for pussies. PROZAC REPRESENT!!!1ichi

'Struth. I'm the SG tiny person.