Oxymorons

let's play email the president:

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that is a redundancy, not an oxymoron

ahem.

masturbatory thread-posting.

well, it's redundant for some of us.

So, can the rest of us play, or are you just going to display your Google skills all night?

HEY there's photoshop involved!!!

okay i'm done.

Que?

Feliz Navidad!

....bow down to Nimhly.....

ut oh.

I wasn't referring to you, cutie.

spin the bottle. you and me baby

corporate culture

It's turning into a real oysterfest in here.

Microsoft Works

Okay. That was good.

*bows with much respect to Nimhly, kisses toes then backs off in true 1:05 fashion*

how did we go from oxy's to redundencies?

just curious.

why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

why is it that if it is transported by car it is a shipment, and if it is transported by ship it is a cargo?

why is it that a woman can wear men's clothing with no repurcussions and as soon as a man wears a tubetop he's a freak?

can you have an eggless omlette?

why, in a classic american breakfast of eggs and bacon; does the hen make the contribution and the pig make the commitment?

why is the 1:05 so freakin' kewl? they just are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

why a pair of panties, but only one bra?

well, i sure as hell was.

you made me giggle. thanx.

My mom says this all the time: Awful good.
And i like: Come, let's go.

I saw a sign at the airport that said "Terminal Expansion"

So there.