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WaTed

WaTed

United Kingdom
September 2002

AUG 22, 2004 05:23 PM

Because girls love an asshole?

I can't believe we're on page 2 of this thread and no-one has made this easy dig yet! C'mon people, I know it's Sunday, but still...c'mon!

Kestrel

Kestrel

Austin, TX
July 2003

AUG 22, 2004 06:50 PM

Geraldine said:

Akira_Li said:
Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!



And that was his honeymoon as well. Double trouble.
"Eva let's marry."
"Well where shall our honeymoon be?"
"In a ditch covered in petrol on fire. I've already arranged it upstairs."
"Oh how romantic Adolf."
"Yes I thought."


You two SLAY me.

Hitler was a mass-murdering fuckhead... as many important historians have said.

dedgirl

dedgirl

Old Orchard Beach, ME
June 2004

AUG 22, 2004 07:07 PM

nien!

[Edited on Aug 22, 2004 by dedgirl]

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

AUG 22, 2004 09:58 PM

stockula said:
"Even Hitler Had a Girfriend" is the (really good) title of a trashy little indy movie about a guy who can't get a girlfriend.


There was a sequel: The Hitler Tapes

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

AUG 22, 2004 11:43 PM

Geraldine said:

Soldatka said:
maybe you should grow a wee moustache



It only worked on Chaplin. wink




Now *there's* a well-adjusted, normal guy!

Geraldine

Geraldine

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 23, 2004 03:22 PM

Stiles said:

Geraldine said:

Soldatka said:
maybe you should grow a wee moustache



It only worked on Chaplin. wink




Now *there's* a well-adjusted, normal guy!



The mustache still looked better on him.

68stretch

68stretch

Portland, OR
March 2003

AUG 23, 2004 03:54 PM

do you suppose Eva pioneered the hitler hairstyle 'down there' in honor of her man? More importantly, what would happen if a guy with a hitler went down on a gal with a hitler? Would it create some kind of uber-munch?

woody420

woody420

Flint, MI
April 2004

AUG 23, 2004 04:05 PM

ThisIsWhoWeAre said:
Man, are we some heartless bastards or what? Sorry Bill, don't listen to me, I don't have one either. (Bunker or girlfriend)



acually i have been working on an underground shed to run the pumps for my ponds and waterfalls. you mean all i need to do is get that done and i could get a girlfriend?

i guess i'm never working on that again

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

AUG 23, 2004 04:18 PM

68stretch said:
do you suppose Eva pioneered the hitler hairstyle 'down there' in honor of her man? More importantly, what would happen if a guy with a hitler went down on a gal with a hitler? Would it create some kind of uber-munch?



You win. biggrin

moregone

moregone

Portland, OR
March 2003

AUG 24, 2004 03:38 PM

pass..cant get the image up

[Edited on Aug 24, 2004 by moregone]

miss_lady

miss_lady

I'm lost
July 2003

AUG 24, 2004 03:49 PM

Hmmmm....genocidal speed-freak, or Mr. Nice Guy.... confused

Pariset

Pariset

I'm lost
July 2004

AUG 25, 2004 12:29 AM

I don't have a girlfriend or a bunker either, but I figure that a bunker would probably be more useful in the long run. You can hide in a bunker during a crisis or something, plus the bunker won't ever ask you to turn off sports so it can watch a soap opera.

rottenart

rottenart

Norman, OK
February 2004

AUG 25, 2004 12:58 AM

oh, vegetarian meal for you mr. hitler? very good...you bastard...

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