Even Hitler had a Girlfriend

so why can't I?

Do you have a cool bunker to take chicks back to like he did? Chicks dig underground bunkers... think about looking into one.

Hitler also controled half of Europe at one point, what do you have to show?

Fuck me hard and call me Eva!!!

Man, are we some heartless bastards or what? Sorry Bill, don't listen to me, I don't have one either. (Bunker or girlfriend)

I am glad this thread was started, I am feeling this way too..BUT its the nice guys finish last...
where I live now you could be the nicest guy and no one looks at you, you go into the local bar knock a guy out you are king...
I am not a fighter and thats percieved weak girls don't like weak guys

I don't even really want one to be honest. I just recommended MTX to some girl on the board and the song was in my head. And maybe I got al little nostalgic. So sue me

I mean no offense. (I've been drinking a bit. shh Don't tell anyone)

The title of this thread would be a great title for an autobiography.

I'll take two!

To make up for the lack of having one most of my life

Maybe a BIOGRAPHY. I don't know about an Autobiography. The idea of Zombie Hitler coming back and writing another book is pretty scary. I wasn't a fan of his last book.

UMMMMM...no, i wasn't saying that it would be BY or ABOUT Hitler.l...

I could write an autobiography(about myself) and call it "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend"

Y'know...about how i can't get laid...uurrhgg, get it?

Ohhhhhhhhh....... Got it!
My bad.

why aren't you cracking up laughing, then?

Yeah, someone to take out, and tell you love them, that would really suck...

Dude make with the funny you were rocking for a week or so. This is your b roll of material

Don't take this the wrong way... Hitler was much more charismatic than you are....

I'm just sayin', that's all.

I'm currently working under the theory that I actually WAS Adolf Hitler in a past life. That's about the only way I can account for my perfectly wretched luck with women, at the poker table, and just about any other time. Maybe things would be different if I attempted a military invasion of Poland, but as yet I haven't had the chance.

And after all, karmic law only applies once you're dead, right? Hitler had every chance to throw up his arms and say, "Sorry, guys, I fucked up. I'll be good now," right? You can have Eva, kill millions of Jews, and get the fighting armies of the free world to oppose you, but if you use your perceived free will to change the path you're on while you're on it, you can atone for the bad shit you've done without having to live another life in misery, right?

Instead, I'm sitting here, having committed very few acts that I would consider worthy of karmic retribution, and yet I feel like I'm paying for the egrigious mistakes that somebody else committed, with my goddamned soul.

Wait, scratch that. My luck isn't that bad; it's worse. Maybe I was Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, AND the Roman soldier who nailed Jesus to the cross? Yeah, that would explain things just fine. Stupid karma!

DAAAAAAAAAMN!

Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuck-head!

but thats not cause he had a girlfriend..or was it to impress her?

*High fives fellow Izzard fan*

well...actually hitler also slept w/ his cousin and his sexual fetishes drove her to suicide.

he also not only got a hard on but orgasmed when he was giving his speeches. he went to see his doctors about this b/c he was embarassed but they told refused to give him anything and told him that this gave was the source of his great oratory skill. those crazy nazis.

sorry i digress...just some interesting hitler facts.

oh yeah, he was also supposedly gay too. so maybe who you really want is a boyfriend?