NEWS: Depp to Fuel the Next Five Years of Homo-Erotic Art

Heath Ledger....Johnny Depp....Orlando Bloom! *boooom*

I wonder if Johnny Deep likes orange juice... ?

Johnny Depp is a womans Kryptonite

oh yes. music to my ears.

and i love that drooling icon!

I dunno, heterosexual men seem to have no problem with getting off on hot women performing homosexual acts... why shouldn't hetero- or bisexual women get off on hot men performing homosexual acts?

i cant believe how many guys just spilled the "if i were gay..." line
wow, how times have changed

maybe jeremy davies

yeah its quite refreshing hehe.

you don't get it? are you kidding?

come on, man, if i could be ANY GUY IN THE WORLD it would probably be jonny depp. seriously. he is so goddamn cool it's unreal.

I really don't think he was that hot in Pirates.
Now Sleepy Hollow...
...
Oh, right, I'm heterosexual. Curse.

Refreshing maybe...but still not completely honest. I think just about any man would already instantly drop his pants if Depp even so much as looked at him. They would shag him in a minute....but then afterwards just say they had a "homo minute" or something.

People as hot as Depp make EVERYONE bisexual!

[Edited on Aug 15, 2004 by kitschy]

thank god

Breaks my widdle heart, but you guys would make a VERY cute couple! Maybe I should start looking "Deppish" - nah.

.....can not wait....

Goddammit, someone find me a picture of Rupert Friend.

I have been a big fan of Depp since jump street and ever since A Knights Tale Heath makes my nipples hard but screw on screen kissing, maybe I am old fashioned but I would like to see Johnny and heath fucking in a bar up against a wall. I say we pressure the film indsutry for a nice star studded vignette. 20 Minutes of Depp and Ledger face to face with heaths legs in the air seque to Brad Pitt ridin that lovely young boy from My So Called Life....Jordan Cattilano cant remeber his real name in fight club mmm and dont forget the reach around. Edward norton when he was buff for american history x havin a go with Justin from Queer as Folk Then back to heath and johnny post coitus scanning the bar for young newbies to take home and tie up yay for homoerotic bondage scenes.

Um....I DON'T FUCKING GET IT.

This guy has been acting for TWENTY YEARS. Why has the world decided NOW that he's the hottest man ever????? HE'S BEEN AROUND FOR DECADES!!!! It's not like All of a sudden he just got hot for the love of christ, he's been like that since most of us were in elementary school damnit.

AND PIRATES OF THE CARIBEAN WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD!

He's been in a lot of good movies, Caribean was medocre at best.


Secret Window (2004) .... Mort Rainey
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) .... Sands
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) .... Jack Sparrow
From Hell (2001) .... Inspector Fred Abberline
Blow (2001) .... George Jung
Chocolat (2000) .... Roux
Before Night Falls (2000) .... Bon Bon/Lieutenant Victor
... aka Antes que anochezca (2000) (USA: Spanish title)
Man Who Cried, The (2000) .... Cesar
... aka The man who cried - Les larmes d'un homme (2001) (France)


Sleepy Hollow (1999) .... Constable Ichabod Crane
... aka Sleepy Hollow (1999) (Germany)
Astronaut's Wife, The (1999) .... Commander Spencer Armacost
Ninth Gate, The (1999) .... Dean Corso
... aka Neuvième porte, La (1999) (France)
... aka Novena puerta, La (1999) (Spain)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) .... Raoul Duke
Brave, The (1997) .... Raphael
Donnie Brasco (1997) .... Donnie
Nick of Time (1995) .... Gene Watson
Dead Man (1995) .... William 'Bill' Blake
... aka Dead Man (1995) (Germany)
... aka Jim Jarmusch's Dead Man (1996) (USA)
Don Juan DeMarco (1995) .... Don Juan
Ed Wood (1994) .... Ed Wood
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) .... Gilbert Grape
Benny & Joon (1993) .... Sam
Arizona Dream (1993) .... Axel Blackmar
... aka Arizona Dream (1993) (France)
... aka Arrowtooth Waltz, The (1993)
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) (as Oprah Noodlemantra) .... Teen on TV
... aka Nightmare On Elm Street 6, A (1991)
Edward Scissorhands (1990) .... Edward Scissorhands
Cry-Baby (1990) .... Wade 'Cry-Baby' Walker


"21 Jump Street" (1987) TV Series .... Off. Tom Hanson #2 (1987-1990)
Slow Burn (1986) (TV) .... Donnie Fleischer
Platoon (1986) .... Pvt. Lerner
Private Resort (1985) .... Jack
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984) .... Glen Lantz

[Edited on Aug 16, 2004 by One_Pure_Thought]

I may have to bring a blanket or large coat to cover myself in the theater, while my hands...are...in my lap. Yes.

holy fuck thats hot