NEWS: Depp to Fuel the Next Five Years of Homo-Erotic Art

CULTURE: Depp to Fuel the Next Five Years of Homoerotic Art

As homoerotic as his role was in Pirates of the Carribean, Johnny Deep never closed the deal with Orlando Bloom. Sure, thousands of frustrated, horny Internet fans with too much time and pirated copies of Photoshop have made it abundantly clear that they want to see hot, man-Depp action, but does it really fill the need to see Johnny Depp embracing another less than or equally hot man? I really don't think it does.



In order to appease his legions of fans, Depp will appear as poet John Wilmot, the Earl of Rochester, in the upcoming film, The Libertine where he will make out with British actor Rupert Friend, who will play the part of "you" in your Photoshop-fueled fantasy.

It is not known if Farrell, Gyllenhaal, Ledger, and Depp will appear together naked in a movie anytime soon, but that's why Adobe utilizes layers and selection channels.



[Hat tip: DarkHorizons]

Ohya.

Benny & Joon was pretty gay. and not in the Bravo channel sense of the word.

and women everywhere frig off even harder to mr. depp.

for reasons unknown to heterosexual men

I mean, sure he was hot in Donnie Brasco, but in Pirates of the Caribean???? I don't get it.

not just women...

I'm gay for johnny depp

GAY LIKE A FOX

i have to say if i were gay, i'd fuck depp. i wonder if he has an equally cool sister.... maybe hiden away....

[Edited on Aug 13, 2004 by madmann_83]

HoYay!

if I were gay, I'd do Jake G. in a heartbeat...dunno about the other guys though...I dunno, I don't find older men attractive

yummy!!

not to sound all newbie here, but OMG!...this bit of news has made my day!! must, find, release date!!!

I'm so telling spidey

im hot for any guy who wears eyeliner.

You know, I am not attracted to men, but I might make out with Johnny Depp just to be able to say I did.

Johnny Depp, not since Elvis have so many women women lusted after one particular celebrity.

This will mark the threshold for mainstream girls wanting thier boyfriends to be with other boys in the way mainstream guys want their girlfriends to be with other girls.

gayness

hahahahahahah

hell yeah.

Well that's nice. But if you've already imagined it, why must you see it on screen?

Anyway, I'll bet they use a stunt double for the actual kiss, like that one model forInternational Male.

we need a drool smilely for this!

omg i'm freaking out. M4M action gets this girl GOin.

mmmmmmmmm

I need a drooling emoticon. That would sum it all right up.