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Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

AUG 13, 2004 03:00 AM

As homoerotic as his role was in Pirates of the Carribean, Johnny Deep never closed the deal with Orlando Bloom. Sure, thousands of frustrated, horny Internet fans with too much time and pirated copies of Photoshop have made it abundantly clear that they want to see hot, man-Depp action, but does it really fill the need to see Johnny Depp embracing another less than or equally hot man? I really don't think it does.



In order to appease his legions of fans, Depp will appear as poet John Wilmot, the Earl of Rochester, in the upcoming film, The Libertine where he will make out with British actor Rupert Friend, who will play the part of "you" in your Photoshop-fueled fantasy.

Wilmot was believed to be bisexual, and spies are reporting that Depp has some heavy-duty tonsil-hockey scenes with another man in the flick. "His name is Rupert Friend and he's a fairly unknown actor," says the source, "but very handsome. The lucky guy."



Depp's rep couldn't be reached for comment, but the actor joins such hunks as Colin Farrell (in "Alexander" and "A Home at the End of the World"), Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger ("Brokeback Mountain") to play gay or bisexual characters on screen.

It is not known if Farrell, Gyllenhaal, Ledger, and Depp will appear together naked in a movie anytime soon, but that's why Adobe utilizes layers and selection channels.



[Hat tip: DarkHorizons]

Kestrel

Kestrel

Dallas, TX
July 2003

AUG 13, 2004 03:23 AM

Ohya.

dirtyground

dirtyground

Chicago, IL
August 2003

AUG 13, 2004 03:43 AM

Benny & Joon was pretty gay. and not in the Bravo channel sense of the word.

Olivia

Olivia

I'm lost
May 2002

AUG 13, 2004 03:49 AM

and women everywhere frig off even harder to mr. depp.

natedoggsd101082

natedoggsd101082

Beverly Hills, CA
March 2004

AUG 13, 2004 04:35 AM

Olivia said:
and women everywhere frig off even harder to mr. depp.


for reasons unknown to heterosexual men

I mean, sure he was hot in Donnie Brasco, but in Pirates of the Caribean???? I don't get it.

pale_blue_eyes

pale_blue_eyes

Santa Barbara, CA
April 2004

AUG 13, 2004 04:44 AM

Olivia said:
and women everywhere frig off even harder to mr. depp.



not just women...

almostfamous

almostfamous

NEWSWIRE

United Kingdom

AUG 13, 2004 04:46 AM

I'm gay for johnny depp

GAY LIKE A FOX

madmann_83

madmann_83

Moseley, VA
January 2004

AUG 13, 2004 04:54 AM

i have to say if i were gay, i'd fuck depp. i wonder if he has an equally cool sister.... maybe hiden away....

[Edited on Aug 13, 2004 by madmann_83]

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

AUG 13, 2004 04:55 AM

HoYay!

natedoggsd101082

natedoggsd101082

Beverly Hills, CA
March 2004

AUG 13, 2004 04:59 AM

if I were gay, I'd do Jake G. in a heartbeat...dunno about the other guys though...I dunno, I don't find older men attractive shocked

ravensfeather

ravensfeather

Radford, VA
March 2003

AUG 13, 2004 05:06 AM

yummy!!

Platypus_C

Platypus_C

West Lafayette, IN
August 2004

AUG 13, 2004 08:49 AM

not to sound all newbie here, but OMG!...this bit of news has made my day!! love must, find, release date!!!

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

AUG 13, 2004 09:17 AM

almostfamous said:
I'm gay for johnny depp

GAY LIKE A FOX



I'm so telling spidey

Rannie

Rannie

Blythe, CA
July 2004

AUG 13, 2004 09:34 AM

im hot for any guy who wears eyeliner.
love

PerilSensitive

PerilSensitive

Houston, TX
March 2003

AUG 13, 2004 09:37 AM

You know, I am not attracted to men, but I might make out with Johnny Depp just to be able to say I did.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

AUG 13, 2004 09:41 AM

Dude, *I* am gay for Johnny Depp. That's how much I want him.

Pip

Pip

Framingham, MA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 13, 2004 09:53 AM

Olivia said:
and women everywhere frig off even harder to mr. depp.



Johnny Depp, not since Elvis have so many women women lusted after one particular celebrity.

This will mark the threshold for mainstream girls wanting thier boyfriends to be with other boys in the way mainstream guys want their girlfriends to be with other girls.

Amelia

Amelia

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

AUG 13, 2004 10:05 AM

0.o that is the sexiest thing that I have ever read! lol

deviationer

deviationer

Portland, OR
December 2003

AUG 13, 2004 11:12 AM

gayness

hahahahahahah

Goob

Goob

Hatboro, PA
March 2004

AUG 13, 2004 11:30 AM

Random_Lee said:
im hot for any guy who wears eyeliner.
love



hell yeah.

MisterGraves

MisterGraves

Portland, OR
November 2003

AUG 13, 2004 11:51 AM

Well that's nice. But if you've already imagined it, why must you see it on screen?

Anyway, I'll bet they use a stunt double for the actual kiss, like that one model forInternational Male.

Persya

Persya

HOPEFUL

Astoria, NY

AUG 13, 2004 11:58 AM

we need a drool smilely for this!

lovesound

lovesound

Philadelphia, PA
August 2004

AUG 13, 2004 12:15 PM

omg i'm freaking out. M4M action gets this girl GOin.

mmmmmmmmm

Poison

Poison

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

AUG 13, 2004 12:57 PM

when I heard that it made me cum instantly.....I'm afraid that when I see it I may just explode

Nyghtwish

Nyghtwish

Fredericksburg, VA
February 2004

AUG 13, 2004 02:56 PM

eeek eeek eeek

I need a drooling emoticon. That would sum it all right up.

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