NEWS: Reefer Madness at Mickey D's.

CULTURE: Reefer Madness at Mickey D's

A 16 year old South Texas girl, on the way home from a family vacation, stopped into a McDonald’s for a refreshing ice cream parfait and was shocked to find a 1/4 inch butt of a marijuana cigarette in her tasty treat.

As reported in Newsday, the local law took the offending reefer down to the local constabulary to undergo "testing".

No charges have been filed, but Mayor McCheese has his eye on The Hamburgler. Hopefully, the citizens of McDonaldland can soon sleep safely again.

I fuckin' knew the Hamburglar was a stoner.

Pretty clear to me that they are all stoners. Except for that freaky looking purple thing, pretty sure he is just something the rest are hallucinating.

I said this before, but isn't the whole point of working at mcdonalds to be a stoner?

no, the point of working at mcdonalds is...
well yeh, to be a stoner.

MMMMM....McDonalds

I can see the next "Wendy's" commercial...."Wendy's My Anti-Drug". Will the victim have to pay for the weed...?

[Edited on Jul 26, 2004 10:23PM]

mmmmmmmmmm...McReefers
supersize mine please

... I just bought Reefer Madness...

that's freaking hysterical.

Okay, if I worked at McDonalds when I was stoned, I'd be dead in a week.

I can only imagine what the munchies are like when you're making Big Mac's all day. I'd probably eat so much I'd have to be hospitalized; repeatedly.

no really though, mcdonalds is good for you.

THEYHAVESALADS!!

"According to a San Benito police report, only two McDonald's employees made parfaits that morning. Restaurant management told police the employees take drug tests. "

Okay, when the hell did they start drug testing at McDonald's? I mean come on, it's McDonalds. I work in an office and they don't drug test here. What is the world coming to. And what 16 y.o. do you know that would find pot and turn it in?!?

pass the douche on the left hand side Grimace...you fucker....

"A 16 year old South Texas girl, on the way home from a family vacation, stopped into a McDonald’s for a refreshing ice cream parfait and was shocked to find a 1/4 inch butt of a marijuana cigarette in her tasty treat."

i dont see the problem...

i bet she found a 3/4 inch butt.

1 Billion served, one fucking blunt

What does it take to please you people

not quite as cool as the chicken head..