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googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

JUL 26, 2004 10:05 PM

A 16 year old South Texas girl, on the way home from a family vacation, stopped into a McDonaldÂ’s for a refreshing ice cream parfait and was shocked to find a 1/4 inch butt of a marijuana cigarette in her tasty treat.

As reported in Newsday, the local law took the offending reefer down to the local constabulary to undergo "testing".

No charges have been filed, but Mayor McCheese has his eye on The Hamburgler. Hopefully, the citizens of McDonaldland can soon sleep safely again.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 26, 2004 10:07 PM

I fuckin' knew the Hamburglar was a stoner.

TheJuanupsman

TheJuanupsman

Hopkins, MN
April 2004

JUL 26, 2004 10:11 PM

Pretty clear to me that they are all stoners. Except for that freaky looking purple thing, pretty sure he is just something the rest are hallucinating.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 26, 2004 10:13 PM

it's no suprise that the people WORKING at McDonald's are stoners.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUL 26, 2004 10:17 PM

I said this before, but isn't the whole point of working at mcdonalds to be a stoner?

aerosolinvasion

aerosolinvasion

Tacoma, WA
January 2004

JUL 26, 2004 10:20 PM

no, the point of working at mcdonalds is...
well yeh, to be a stoner.

RunForYourLife

RunForYourLife

Islip, NY
May 2003

JUL 26, 2004 10:21 PM

MMMMM....McDonalds

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

JUL 26, 2004 10:23 PM

I can see the next "Wendy's" commercial...."Wendy's My Anti-Drug". Will the victim have to pay for the weed...?

[Edited on Jul 26, 2004 10:23PM]

williamj

williamj

Ooltewah, TN
June 2003

JUL 26, 2004 10:26 PM

mmmmmmmmmm...McReefers biggrin
supersize mine please

Sen

Sen

USA
January 2004

JUL 27, 2004 06:43 AM

... I just bought Reefer Madness...

TheLibra

TheLibra

Bridgeport, CT
October 2003

JUL 27, 2004 07:58 AM

that's freaking hysterical.

One_Pure_Thought

One_Pure_Thought

East Greenwich, RI
October 2003

JUL 27, 2004 08:00 AM

Okay, if I worked at McDonalds when I was stoned, I'd be dead in a week.

I can only imagine what the munchies are like when you're making Big Mac's all day. I'd probably eat so much I'd have to be hospitalized; repeatedly.

Alisa

Alisa

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

JUL 27, 2004 08:07 AM




ahhhh! now it all makes sense to me now. NO WONDER he's always trying to steal all those hamburgers: he just has the munchies.

Kayla

Kayla

Dublin, CA
June 2003

JUL 27, 2004 08:29 AM

no really though, mcdonalds is good for you.

THEYHAVESALADS!!

Betodyke

Betodyke

Albany, NY
May 2004

JUL 27, 2004 08:37 AM

"According to a San Benito police report, only two McDonald's employees made parfaits that morning. Restaurant management told police the employees take drug tests. "

Okay, when the hell did they start drug testing at McDonald's? I mean come on, it's McDonalds. I work in an office and they don't drug test here. What is the world coming to. And what 16 y.o. do you know that would find pot and turn it in?!? tongue

BinkyMcQueen

BinkyMcQueen

Philadelphia, PA
December 2002

JUL 27, 2004 09:08 AM



pass the douche on the left hand side Grimace...you fucker....

AnimeNinjaJustin

AnimeNinjaJustin

Cherry Hill, NJ
June 2004

JUL 27, 2004 10:31 AM

"A 16 year old South Texas girl, on the way home from a family vacation, stopped into a McDonaldÂ’s for a refreshing ice cream parfait and was shocked to find a 1/4 inch butt of a marijuana cigarette in her tasty treat."

i dont see the problem...

luckyride

luckyride

Portland, OR
May 2003

JUL 27, 2004 10:34 AM

i bet she found a 3/4 inch butt. wink smile

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

JUL 27, 2004 10:36 AM

1 Billion served, one fucking blunt

What does it take to please you people whatever

Brandy

Brandy

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

JUL 27, 2004 01:01 PM

I want to find weed in my ice cream wink

Alisa

Alisa

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

JUL 27, 2004 08:15 PM

whiterabbit said:
i bet she found a 3/4 inch butt. wink smile




hehehehe true true.

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

JUL 27, 2004 08:17 PM

not quite as cool as the chicken head..